++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[zzuupp]

I'm on the peninsula. Newport News airport is exit 250: almost in Denbigh. You can fly anywhere as long as it's Atlanta, Philly, or Charlotte.
Compared to PHF, Norfolk is a real airport.

 

[bigboxes]

moo

 

[zzuupp]

ned

 

[bigboxes]

moo

 

[zzuupp]

ned

 

[bigboxes]

moo

 

[bigboxes]

moo

 

[shortylickens]

Best christmas jokes from across the pond:


1. Why was Theresa May sacked as nativity manager? She couldn’t run a stable government.

2. Why don’t Southern Rail train guards share advent calendars? They want to open the doors themselves.

3. What’s the difference between Ryanair and Santa? Santa flies at least once a year.

4. Kim Jong Un will play Santa this year in the South’s annual pantomime. He said he fancied a Korea change.

5. Why did Donald Trump continuously decorate the Christmas tree? Because people kept saying “moron” to him.

6. Why was the planned Ryanair TV documentary scrapped? They were unable to air a pilot.

7. Which TV Christmas special is being filmed in Brussels this year? Deal Or No Deal.

8. Theresa May has asked Santa for a home makeover this year. First thing on the list was a new Cabinet.

9. What did Bruce Forsyth say when the Christmas pheasant repeated on him? “Good game, good game”.

10. Why did Jeremy Corbyn ask people not to eat sprouts on Christmas Day? He wants to give peas a chance.

 

[bigboxes]

nite moo

 

[zzuupp]

neffity nite

 

[Red Squirrel]

nef

 

[Pick2]

I got a jury duty notice today, I need to be a convicted felon, that will put a stop to those.

I got one 20 years ago , for the last section , any reason not to be called , I wrote:
"I'm a disabled Vet , Kill them all and let god sort them out"
Never heard a word from them since

 

[Red Squirrel]

I got a letter a year ago saying that I was added to the pool of potential jurors and that I could potentially get called.

For me it's not so bad if it happened though, I work shifts, so as long as they give me at least a month's notice so that it falls on a new schedule I could just make sure I'm not scheduled to work for that whole stretch.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Almost bed time nef.

 

[bigboxes]

morning moo

 

[bigboxes]

moo

 

[bigboxes]

moo

 

[bigboxes]

 

[bigboxes]

moo

 

[bigboxes]

moo

 

[bigboxes]

at the dentist moo

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Someone tried to login to my Instagram account, I had to change my password. I don't even have anything posted on it.

 

[IronWing]

How come drones and hard drives have the similar model names?

 

[shortylickens]

Angora

 

[sdifox]

Someone tried to login to my Instagram account, I had to change my password. I don't even have anything posted on it.

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