++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

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nageov3t

Lifer
Feb 18, 2004
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fucking snoring nef.

somehow I feel like my BF will be pissed at me in the morning for sleeping on the couch, but it's his snoring that's driven me out of the bedroom.

tried waking him up to see if maybe he needed to blow his nose or take some sinus medication, but no luck on waking him up.
 

eldorado99

Lifer
Feb 16, 2004
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fucking snoring nef.

somehow I feel like my BF will be pissed at me in the morning for sleeping on the couch, but it's his snoring that's driven me out of the bedroom.

tried waking him up to see if maybe he needed to blow his nose or take some sinus medication, but no luck on waking him up.
give him a nefjob, that will wake up any man
 

Dankk

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Jul 7, 2008
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I RECIEVED YOUR MEMO CONCERNING LAST WEEKS LUNCHEON, AND I MUST SAY I REALLY ENJOYED MYSELF. YOUR SISTER, WHO APPARENTLY DECIDED TO ATTEND THE PARTY WEARING A STUNNING SILK DRESS, GAVE MY GARGANTUAL ENORMOUS PULSATING COLUMN OF FLESH NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO EXTEND AND ERECT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL, THE SIZe OF WHICH I CAN HARDLY EXPRESS IN WORDS. AT THE SIGHT OF MY IMMENSE MEAT HAMMER, I FOUND YOUR SISTER BEGGING AND MOANING, ON HER KNEES, FOR JUST ONE TASTE OF MY ZIMMER SPECIAL. THE RESULT WAS INEVITABLE; YOUR SISTER WAS INSTANTLY BLOWN ACROSS THE ROOM AS MY COLOSSAL HOSE EXPLODED IN A TORRENT OF MY DNA PUDDING. IT TOOK HER 2 HOURS TO REMOVE THE THICK LAYER OF MY SPECIAL NUT BATTER FROM HER FACE, AND EVEN THOUGH I STRONGLY DISCOURAGED IT, SHE DECIDED TO CONSUME THE ENTIRE QUANTITY OF MY HE-SALSA, THE VOLUME OF WHICH COULD EASILY FILL A INDUSTRIAL SIZED FUEL TANK. I GUARANTEE IT.