I applaud your unwavering honesty.
Ugh, who want to write a paper for me?
I'll do it! Gotta be honest with you, though, I'm not the brightest bulb in the box. 😀
Well I'm looking for the sharpest knife in the drawer, so even the brightest light bulb in the box couldn't help me at all.
I AM the sharpest knife in the drawer.
(its a small drawer)