++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

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I'm sorry AT. I'm very, very sorry. I apologize wholeheartedly and sincerely. I wish I could take it back, but it's just too late. It's all just too damn late. Dammit. I apologize for it all. All of it. Except the stuff I don't regret. I'll see you all when my ban is up.

OK, technically I wasn't banned. I don't think. Let me double-check that...

Yeah, not banned. But I'm on a self-timeout. For being a fucking moron. I posted while drunk. Now, don't get me wrong, I realize that ATOT would not exist without people posting while drunk. And everything I posted while drunk was the absolute smartest load of any kind of shit that anyone's ever crapped from their mouth (narrowly beating out e=mc²; take that Einstein). So, in that sense, not really regrettable. Smarter than Einstein actually. In which case, everything I've posted on AT while drunk is basically the smartest thing ever said. So, you know, everything I say is the God's honest truth....

In which case, fuck you AT. Here I am, speaking God's own truth, and I treat myself like I'm some sort of blaspheming heathen who needs to repent for having the nerve to act like a boorish ass in public. I mean, honestly, what it this, 1762? OK, this apology has taken a serious turn. I apologize for that. As I do for my drunken, if religiously sanctioned and smart-as-anything-that's-ever-been-said-ever, behavior. I was "wrong." I "feel bad about it." "I" apologize. Are we satisfied?

Truthfully, I do feel bad about posting drunk, and I feel like I made some missteps that I would not have made had I been posting sober, the biggest one of which is hitting that pesky "Submit Reply" button. That dirty little fucker, which I don't blame at all for my transgressions, is a dirty little fucker which has no business being placed anywhere on a screen where drunk people might accidentally click it. What is this, China? That dirty little fucker. Not that China is synonymous with any of those words... dirty, little, fucker, that... God dammit, can I get through one apology without offending anyone?

OK, I'm pretty sure I can't do that, so I apologize to everyone. And, just to make it as "inoffensive" as possible, FUCK YOU ALL. I mean I'M SORRY. DAMMIT! Well, it's a good thing no one reads this thread....

In short, I'm drunk ATOT. And I make no apology. Those things never work out well for me.
 
Apr 12, 2010
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im about to just wire shit up & make call to get internet despite my grandma being against it.

I say I need it for work & to look for work? Make money? You get a free $300 computer, training if needed & internet all free to use? I'm really not sure how you could say no.
 

sdifox

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I'm sorry AT. I'm very, very sorry. I apologize wholeheartedly and sincerely. I wish I could take it back, but it's just too late. It's all just too damn late. Dammit. I apologize for it all. All of it. Except the stuff I don't regret. I'll see you all when my ban is up.

OK, technically I wasn't banned. I don't think. Let me double-check that...

Yeah, not banned. But I'm on a self-timeout. For being a fucking moron. I posted while drunk. Now, don't get me wrong, I realize that ATOT would not exist without people posting while drunk. And everything I posted while drunk was the absolute smartest load of any kind of shit that anyone's ever crapped from their mouth (narrowly beating out e=mc²; take that Einstein). So, in that sense, not really regrettable. Smarter than Einstein actually. In which case, everything I've posted on AT while drunk is basically the smartest thing ever said. So, you know, everything I say is the God's honest truth....

In which case, fuck you AT. Here I am, speaking God's own truth, and I treat myself like I'm some sort of blaspheming heathen who needs to repent for having the nerve to act like a boorish ass in public. I mean, honestly, what it this, 1762? OK, this apology has taken a serious turn. I apologize for that. As I do for my drunken, if religiously sanctioned and smart-as-anything-that's-ever-been-said-ever, behavior. I was "wrong." I "feel bad about it." "I" apologize. Are we satisfied?

Truthfully, I do feel bad about posting drunk, and I feel like I made some missteps that I would not have made had I been posting sober, the biggest one of which is hitting that pesky "Submit Reply" button. That dirty little fucker, which I don't blame at all for my transgressions, is a dirty little fucker which has no business being placed anywhere on a screen where drunk people might accidentally click it. What is this, China? That dirty little fucker. Not that China is synonymous with any of those words... dirty, little, fucker, that... God dammit, can I get through one apology without offending anyone?

OK, I'm pretty sure I can't do that, so I apologize to everyone. And, just to make it as "inoffensive" as possible, FUCK YOU ALL. I mean I'M SORRY. DAMMIT! Well, it's a good thing no one reads this thread....

In short, I'm drunk ATOT. And I make no apology. Those things never work out well for me.


so now I am a nobody...

:sob:
 

DannyBoy

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Good effort