++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[alfa147x]

RULES OF THE HOUSE
1. Try something new, we won’t disappoint.
2. Gentlemen always offer your seat to a lady.
3. Appropriate dress is required.
4. No crying and no yawning at the bar.
We are neither your mother nor your bed.
5. You are responsible for the behavior of your guests.
Please bring only those whom you would leave alone
in your house for the weekend.
6. Yes the drinks are not cheap. You can dine on Kobe
beef or on sirloin at Sizzler. We are not Sizzler.
7. Perfection takes time. Please be patient.
8. If you don’t love your drink please let us know we
will prepare one that you do.
9. Drunkeness is prohibited. Please don’t act like an
amateur. If you are drunk call it a night, we will call
you a cab, and don’t call your ex.
10. No we don’t serve Jagermeister nor do we serve
energy drinks. But can we interest you in 130 proof
Absenthe, so potent that it was outlawed
for almost a century.
11. We are in the business of exceeding your expectations.
If we don’t please call us out on it.
12. The guest is always right except when
they are wrong.

lmao

 

[MotF Bane]

Fundamentally, they're looking for different things.

The rich guy is looking for a 20-30 year old smokeshow, and would like to upgrade every few years.

The girl is looking to get a ring, and a kid or two, so then she is set for life. A place to live, and plenty of money - even if the marriage ends, alimony and child support.

 

[Barfo]

...so close to slashing my wrists right now D:

 

[MotF Bane]

Alfa, where did you get that from?

 

[MotF Bane]

...so close to slashing my wrists right now D:

DON'T DO IT!

Your team has six total rings, and has played in the playoffs... more often than not?

 

[alfa147x]

Alfa, where did you get that from?

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2217912

 

[alfa147x]

I love that place. Met the owner. great guy

 

[Barfo]

DON'T DO IT!

Your team has six total rings, and has played in the playoffs... more often than not?

You're right...but I'd rather have them lose against the Pats than against fucking Tim Tebow D:

 

[Barfo]

Bullshit penalties.

 

[MotF Bane]

On second thought, barfo, avoid sharp objects.

 

[MotF Bane]

Bullshit penalties.

Fuck Harrison.

 

[Barfo]

Fuck Harrison.

He IS dirty, but that last roughing the passer was complete bs.

 

[MotF Bane]

The Broncos need a real quarterback. Tebow is going to be expensive though after this season... but make Tebow a fullback or something, run wildcat a lot, that sort of thing, but they desperately need a QB who can reliably make decent throws.

Either that, or Tebow goes to Menlo Park and spends the entire off-season learning how to throw. He can't even make a decent spiral.

 

[MotF Bane]

He IS dirty, but that last roughing the passer was complete bs.

Didn't look like a bad call to me. Ball was thrown, then he jumped on Tebow's back.

 

[MotF Bane]

Wow, Steelers lucked out on that one.

 

[alfa147x]

Time to set up my NAS so my friend can access it...

 

[alfa147x]

No idea wtf I'm doing...

 

[MotF Bane]

Neffing.

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef!

 

[Barfo]

moar lulz

 

[Barfo]

I think this might be my fault. I'm drinking tea in my Jesus mug.

 

[MotF Bane]

My G35x is pulling about 15 pounds per HP. D:

 

[MotF Bane]

Need more power!!!

 

[MotF Bane]

Of course, I'd like to get under 10 pounds per HP... which would mean at least 340 AWHP. And that's... about 435 at the crank. Which means my 5AT would probably shatter.

 

[MotF Bane]

Cmon 88, you gotta make that catch.