35 minutes to drive home.
Taking the off-ramp from the highway, some broad in a Mitsubishi Endeavor is in the second lane, trying to come into my lane, I pull up real tight on the SUV ahead of me so she can't get in. She's pissed, gets forced behind me, and sits a few feet off my bumper the whole way down the ramp. The left lane at the end is actually a double lane, she snaps up beside me, brakes hard right on the end line - IMO, clearly still raged.
In the meantime, starting halfway down the ramp, my Valentine starts chirping. By the end of the ramp, it's screaming, as a cop rolls up to the stoplights sitting thirty feet from the two of us. Light changes, we both jump off the line as much as possible with a cop there. She can't even try to beat me like she so desperately wants to, because doing so would involve hard acceleration through the turn, and then going way past the 30 MPH speed limit - something that would surely peak the cop's interest.
Owned.