Sometimes I get carried away & forget there's rules & people get butthurt a little too easily.
I'm a nice guy. I swar. I promise I won't rape & murder you or your family. (I only make promises when I intend to break them.)
while reminiscing about my friend, one of the first things that came to mind were the blowjobs. hah.
then I had a good laugh because I know he'd appreciate me having that memory in my head... his was the blow job I measured all others against and no one's ever done better, though the guy I'm dating-ish now comes close.
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