++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[Gothgar]

You wear yoga pants? You've been hanging around alfa too long.

D:

 

[Gothgar]

Probably not. People tend to do everything they can to avoid an accident.

Except you from now on pulling out of parking spaces right?

 

[MotF Bane]

You wear yoga pants? You've been hanging around alfa too long.

No, but on the oh so rare occasions that there's a young attractive female at work (once a week?), sometimes they wear them. And it is glorious.

 

[busydude]

Oh, yeah, when was the last time I mentioned I love yoga pants?

Dear lord. :fap:

http://girlsinyogapants.com/

fap indeed.

 

[MotF Bane]

There was some really really hot girl walking across the parking lot a couple days ago, but she didn't come in my store. I was sad.

 

[Gothgar]

There was some really really hot girl walking across the parking lot a couple days ago, but she didn't come in my store. I was sad.

YOU should have gone to HER.

 

[MotF Bane]

""You should never be treated as anything less than you deserve....""

The girl posting that on FB, using her theory, would be treated like dirt anyways. :awe:

 

[MotF Bane]

YOU should have gone to HER.

In work! Can't leave.

 

[busydude]

The girl posting that on FB, using her theory, would be treated like dirt anyways.

Looks like you have found a match for TridenT.

 

[MotF Bane]

OH YEAH.

My parents were watching Say Yes to the Dress - Big Bliss.

And yes, big bliss, as in, the brides were all 200+ pounds.

Some of them were at least 3, maybe even 4?

 

[MotF Bane]

Looks like you have found a match for TridenT.

EXCELLENT!

She's a classic bleach-blonde skank, a wannabe Playboy bunny without the looks to match, but the attitude of "I'm that good".

 

[MotF Bane]

These fatties are on the show sounding so happy with themselves, thrilled they're getting married, and all want to show off their tits - which are, of course, the size of watermelons.

 

[MotF Bane]

And I'm sitting there cracking off the best fat jokes I have.

 

[MotF Bane]

Mom was trying to scold me for being inconsiderate, but she's laughing, so that doesn't work.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

EXCELLENT!

She's a classic bleach-blonde skank, a wannabe Playboy bunny without the looks to match, but the attitude of "I'm that good".

Oh, so she's out of TridenT's league.

 

[MotF Bane]

I mean, c'mon. A "woman" should not be a 46" waist. Really.

 

[Gothgar]

In work! Can't leave.

Excuses :sneaky:

 

[MotF Bane]

Oh, so she's out of TridenT's league.

Is it female? Yes.
Does it have a pulse? Yes.

Ergo, out of his league.

 

[MotF Bane]

Excuses :sneaky:

Yes. Excuses for the fact I would have nothing to say to her either.

 

[MotF Bane]

One woman had shoulders that were NFL wide. She looked like standing up was a challenge, and she barely fit through doorways.

 

[Gothgar]

I mean, c'mon. A "woman" should not be a 46" waist. Really.

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[alfa147x]

1211

 

[MotF Bane]

All of them should be ashamed of themselves.

AND THEIR GROOMS!

WHAT are those men thinking? Every single one of the men was around 200 lbs. These women are 6" shorter, have 50-200 pounds on them. WHY!?

 

[Gothgar]

Yes. Excuses for the fact I would have nothing to say to her either.

rofl

 

[MotF Bane]

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Is that agreement, disagreement?

Caveat: I'll make an exception for pregnant women.