++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[MotF Bane]

And that old joke about no woman ever being satisfied on Valentine's Day?

Yeah, I think DiCaprio must have a chocolate covered dick that shoots diamonds.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

And Taylor Swift is writing bitchy lyrics about a third ex-boyfriend.

Note to TS: when three relationships in a row have bombed, maybe, just maybe, it's not them.

She's probably not putting out.

 

[alfa147x]

You realize women stalk celebrities right?

There is a difference between:

Hmm. Yes. She who is being banged by DiCaprio is fine. Here are pictures for reference

and

Leo DiCaprio, now boning Erin Heatherton. So, fast recap.
Spends several years with Bar Refaeli, breaks up with her in May 2011.
During the span of eight months, bangs Blake Lively (actress), Madalina Ghenea (Romanian model), possibly an Aussie model or two, Ashley Greene (actress/model), and now Erin Heatherton (a VS model).

Seriously, what the hell.

 

[zzuupp]

almost that time

 

[IndyColtsFan]

And that old joke about no woman ever being satisfied on Valentine's Day?

<---- Thankful his wife doesn't give a crap about Valentine's Day

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[MotF Bane]

She's probably not putting out.

I think she's just 100% crazy.

 

[MotF Bane]

You realize women stalk celebrities right?

There is a difference between:

and

Heh. I read Superficial, WWTDD, and Egotastic. And once I read something, I rarely forget it.

 

[MotF Bane]

Best way to ensure you find a woman who hates Valentine's Day?

If her birthday is February 14. :awe:

 

[MotF Bane]

I know a girl who was born on the 14th, and another who was born on the 12th, and both of them hate the day.

 

[MotF Bane]

Still no change on the class enrollment.

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef!

 

[IndyColtsFan]

I know a girl who was born on the 14th, and another who was born on the 12th, and both of them hate the day.

My wife's friend (the one in huge debt with the MBA that I always make fun of here) was born either on 2/13 or 2/14. She can't find a man so of course, she hates it.

 

[MotF Bane]

My wife's friend (the one in huge debt with the MBA that I always make fun of here) was born either on 2/13 or 2/14. She can't find a man so of course, she hates it.

Haha.

Well, in these two cases, they're both 19, so it's not as big of a deal. One of them has some problems finding a relationship, the other one has no problems at all.

 

[MotF Bane]

But generally, yeah, women who don't have a guy for V-Day are so mad. :awe:

 

[MotF Bane]

Narf.

 

[alfa147x]

My calf feels like it having mini cramps. Wtf

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef.

 

[MotF Bane]

Nef?

 

[Locut0s]

My calf feels like it having mini cramps. Wtf

Tired?

 

[shortylickens]

Fucking school.

School sucks balls.
I wish I could get a job.

 

[alfa147x]

Tired?

Yeah but this has never happened before

 

[Locut0s]

Yeah but this has never happened before

Well muscle twitches and cramps happen all the time when you're tired. Even if you haven't had them before that would be my first thought.

 

[Locut0s]

School sucks balls.
I wish I could get a job.

How long have you been in school?

 

[alfa147x]

12345. Breath.