"I was parked at a lake with a girl when a cop pulled up behind us and knocked on the glass. He took our IDs and was giving us the business when he noticed her name and did a double-take. It turned out her Dad was a police officer too, and he had apretty serious rep. “Ms. (Surname)! Do you have any idea what your father would do to you if he--- he trailed off and turned to me. “Do you have any idea what he would do to YOU?- I told him I did, and that that's why we were at the lake and not at her house."
Bahahaha.