ATOT mock elections! - Voting thread

[Kyteland]

Nominations thread

Read about each candidate there, or just vote!

I didn't get as many pairs a I would have hoped, so I'm listing some of the single nominations too.

Edit: I'll update any of the missing "party info" if and when it is provided.


**notice** Poller not responsible for voter incompetence.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Shouldnt there be debates? Why should I pick one of these over the others?

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Please add a vote for DUMBEST THREAD EVER!

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Shouldnt there be debates? Why should I pick one of these over the others?

They've been posting here and flam... I mean debating for years. You already know why you should pick one over the other.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Kyteland

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Shouldnt there be debates? Why should I pick one of these over the others?

They've been posting here and flam... I mean debating for years. You already know why you should pick one over the other.

Negative. I do not know what they will do once they are elected. Thats the equivalent of saying "You saw George Bush or you saw John Kerry on tv once or twice, you know why they are better."

 

[pyonir]

If the "Thinks Sealy is hot party" is elected...we will provide babes to MartyMcFly3 on a daily basis.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Kyteland

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Shouldnt there be debates? Why should I pick one of these over the others?

They've been posting here and flam... I mean debating for years. You already know why you should pick one over the other.

Negative. I do not know what they will do once they are elected. Thats the equivalent of saying "You saw George Bush or you saw John Kerry on tv once or twice, you know why they are better."

I can confidently state that once elected they will do whatever the Mods tell them to do.

 

[TheNinja]

Below are some things to consider regarding the Ninja party:

If you enjoy any of the following, you SHOULD vote for the Ninja party:
5) flying a LOT
5a) stabbing
4) building pillow forts and basically chilling with the homies
3) hating pirates, vikings, babysitters, and menopuasal moms
2) love spicy chili (in diaper bowls or regular bowls - your choice)
1.1) like getting so pumped that you headbutt doors right off their hinges
1) porking babes
1a) WAILING on guitar...HARD!!
1aa) popping over a thousand boners and flipping out AND NOT EVEN THINKING TWICE ABOUT IT

if you fall into one of the categories below then you should probably not vote for the Ninja party:
a ) a stupid idiot
b ) a whiny little baby who cries for his/her mommy
c ) a viking or a pirate with erectile dysfunction


So I think it isn't really a hard choice b/c the Ninja party can offer so many great things as listed above

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: pyonir
If the "Thinks Sealy is hot party" is elected...we will provide babes to MartyMcFly3 on a daily basis.

You bring up some EXTREMELY interesting points and i'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[ActuaryTm]

Nik should be listed under the "Mistaken Assholery" party.

 

[amish]

vote for sale!
nef, nef, nef
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[pyonir]

You should vote for the Aquaman/pyonir party if you believe in the following:

1. n00bs need to be flamed. all the time.
2. women are hot.
3. not hot women are still kinda ok, but not hot.
4. ugly women just need ugly men.
5. neffing is an art, not something you can practice and expect to become good at.
6. neffing is fun.
7. neffing should be part of every ATOTers day.
8. nef.
9. more to come...

 

[InlineFive]

RossMAN/Jokersmoker - The Hot Deals party

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Nik should be listed under the "Mistaken Assholery" party.

I laughed so hard when I saw "Mistaken Assholery Party"!! :laugh:

:beer:

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: PorBleemo
I protest this election as I believe that it has been rigged. The Hot Deals Party should not be at the top since I just clicked submit and didn't bother checking anything else.

PROTEST!! RECOUNT!! You shouldn't put them at the top. People are so lazy they don't bother looking down the thread for the Ninja party...which you conveniently stashed in the middle making it nearly impossible for our supporters to find us on the ballot!!!!

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: PorBleemo
I protest this election as I believe that it has been rigged. The Hot Deals Party should not be at the top since I just clicked submit and didn't bother checking anything else.

**notice** Poller not responsible for voter incompetence.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Im leaning Aquaman/pyonir but i havent casted my vote yet...

 

[shenaniganz]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
Below are some things to consider regarding the Ninja party:

If you enjoy any of the following, you SHOULD vote for the Ninja party:
5) flying a LOT
5a) stabbing
4) building pillow forts and basically chilling with the homies
3) hating pirates, vikings, babysitters, and menopuasal moms
2) love spicy chili (in diaper bowls or regular bowls - your choice)
1.1) like getting so pumped that you headbutt doors right off their hinges
1) porking babes
1a) WAILING on guitar...HARD!!
1aa) popping over a thousand boners and flipping out AND NOT EVEN THINKING TWICE ABOUT IT

if you fall into one of the categories below then you should probably not vote for the Ninja party:
a ) a stupid idiot
b ) a whiny little baby who cries for his/her mommy
c ) a viking or a pirate with erectile dysfunction


So I think it isn't really a hard choice b/c the Ninja party can offer so many great things as listed above

Sounds like a solid platform. I don't agree with all the issues, but no other candidate comes close to my political stance than you do. You've got my vote.

One question: What is your stance on the proposal to ban all hippos?

 

[Amused]

I've been drafted!!! :Q

 

[bandana163]

Originally posted by: pyonir
You should vote for the Aquaman/pyonir party if you believe in the following:

1. n00bs need to be flamed. all the time.
2. women are hot.
3. not hot women are still kinda ok, but not hot.
4. ugly women just need ugly men.
5. neffing is an art, not something you can practice and expect to become good at.
6. neffing is fun.
7. neffing should be part of every ATOTers day.
8. nef.
9. more to come...

You get my vote :thumbsup:

Edit: I like vikings, so no ninja loving for me :brokenheart:

 

[Schadenfroh]

party "nationalist social flamers" for the M4H and Red Dawn

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: PorBleemo
I protest this election as I believe that it has been rigged. The Hot Deals Party should not be at the top since I just clicked submit and didn't bother checking anything else.

PROTEST!! RECOUNT!! You shouldn't put them at the top. People are so lazy they don't bother looking down the thread for the Ninja party...which you conveniently stashed in the middle making it nearly impossible for our supporters to find us on the ballot!!!!

They're first because they were suggested by PM, so were already listed on the piece of paper I was using to compile the candidates. The single person parties are listed last because I didn't decide to add them until later, so they're really screwed.

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: Kyteland

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: PorBleemo
I protest this election as I believe that it has been rigged. The Hot Deals Party should not be at the top since I just clicked submit and didn't bother checking anything else.

PROTEST!! RECOUNT!! You shouldn't put them at the top. People are so lazy they don't bother looking down the thread for the Ninja party...which you conveniently stashed in the middle making it nearly impossible for our supporters to find us on the ballot!!!!

They're first because they were suggested by PM, so were already listed on the piece of paper I was using to compile the candidates. The single person parties are listed last because I didn't decide to add them until later, so they're really screwed.

I'm kidding, but I am going to have to get my lawyers involved pretty soon if things don't turn around.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Im leaning Aquaman/pyonir but i havent casted my vote yet...

We will have tapped kegs in all rooms of the presidential home. And the home is open to all that openly support our party.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: Amused
I've been drafted!!! :Q

Someone nominated you in the other thread. I needed an ATOTer with P&N leanings so the election would look legitimate.