ATOT member you want to share a cell with in prison?

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zinfamous

No Lifer
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NS1 because he's a dick vacuum, apparently; so I wouldn't have to worry.

JLee. IIRC he's a cop, so all of the prison dudes would beat up on him instead of me. Sorry bro.

KT

this is a good strategy, as well. :hmm:
 

CZroe

Lifer
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:wub:

Are you capable of defending me from Bubba? That is an important consideration for me.

I think it's because your insatiable lust for In-n-Out is his ticket out of there. He knows they can't keep that kind of obsession caged in!
 

CZroe

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I might have to change my vote to Alk. Assuming I can pay off a guard so that he will be allowed to continue his mom "jokes," I'm sure he will be the ultimate distraction for unwanted attention. Those guys are going to love hearing what he did with their moms.

Sorry, Brian, but I think I need to prioritize my anal virginity over my amusement.
 

clamum

Lifer
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Are you capable of defending me from Bubba? That is an important consideration for me.
I have guns but I guess that's kinda useless in prison. But, no, I'm a skinny pussy so without them I'm kinda fucked. I'd have to bite their motherfuckin dicks off I guess.
 

T9D

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Red Squirrel

Cause mmmm I bet that squirrel taste gooood. And his fir will keep me warm at night.
 

Markbnj

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Well, whichever one it is I'm killing him as soon as they lock us in so I can get solitary. So I have a couple in mind.