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ATOT: Lets have a stupid contest

rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
I don't normally like to set rules for things like this, but I think it will be more interesting if we stick to our own feats.


My most recent trick was taking a big taste of the nasty spray that you use to keep dogs from chewing on stuff. I didn't even think before I did it and never thought that when it was wet that it would coat my tongue. I was seriously licking my sleeve for a couple days trying to get rid of the taste.

I am sure I have done better (worse) but I am drawing a blank right now. So what's yours? Post your best moments of shear idiocy here. This is a no flaming zone!
 
I've spent a decent amount of time looking for my keys all around the house... only to realize they were in my hand the whole time.
 
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: xSauronx
got my gf pregnant at 18 and married her

<--- is gonna win this for sure
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Did that work out?
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oh hell no, i got divorced two years ago and should have gotten divorced about 3 weeks after getting married (was married almost 6).
 
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I would of been divorced if I married my fiance, so glad I didn't, as for kids I don't have any I am aware of.
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would have.. marriage usually solves everything from what i hear so you would have been ok
 
One thing I can think of, I don't know if this would be considered stupid or not. When I was probably 10 or so, I soaked my caps in gas to make a bigger bang, melted my gun and singed some hair.
 
Originally posted by: Farang
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I would of been divorced if I married my fiance, so glad I didn't, as for kids I don't have any I am aware of.
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would have.. marriage usually solves everything from what i hear so you would have been ok
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Guess you don't know her. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: freshgeardude
well not me, but I got my friend to eat dog treats before, it kinda looks like cereal.

it was funny as hell too
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meh, my cousin and his friends used to eat them voluntarily, loved the ones my grandmother bought for her dog
 
2 entries, although I've already lost. 😛

1: A bunch of people on Campus including myself got together to see Snakes on a Plane in the campus theater. On the way back we decided to have a foot race. I was a little behind and adrenaline high and decided to jump 10 steps onto hard concrete (thought "shit" in mid-air). Half tore a ligament in my left foot, left ankle swelled up like a softball. Right side was perfectly fine 😕 I was pretty much restricted to my dorm and a very painful limp to the bathroom for a couple of days until it died down enough for me to limp down to student health, where I got crutches for a week.

2: So I was on a robotics team back in high school, and we were working on the robot during summer for one of the smaller competitions. We'd been working for about 7 hours straight, no breaks, only snacks for (that we could eat while working), and were all a little exasperated. At that point we were testing some new code (that I'd just written) that adjusted the rate of rotation/extension of the arm relative to the joystick (the thing was designed to stack 3 ft high tetrahedrons), and to upload the new code we had to plug in a serial cable. A guy named Chris hands me a female-female serial cable and, being the douche that he was, tells me to plug it in. I say I can't because it's the wrong cable (it was a female port). He vigorously defends his position that it is the right cable, that it's a serial cable and that it can't be any other cable and a bunch of other stupid shit. I try to tell him calmly that I can't plug a female cable into a female port, but he interrupts and won't shut up, so I finally snap and yell IT'S FEMALE TO FEMALE THEY CAN'T DO IT!!! We laughed it off, but it was a very awkward for a few seconds, especially considering that we had a rarity of a hot engineering-interested girl there. 😛
 
I once ate an entire hot pepper spawned from the depths of the Inferno. People had been eating pieces the the size of a pencil eraser and puking. In the altered state of consciousness I was in I was able to eat the entire thing and barely capable of subduing the auto response of "Warning! You have eaten poison! It must be expelled!" that my stomach triggered in self preservation mode.

When I resumed being Squisher the next day, I was left with stomach pain for a couple days along with another very tender area.



 
A long time ago I broke a telephone wire that I could not wait to repair correctly. I stripped back the jacket with my teeth. Of course when the wire was in my mouth a call came in and I got the 90V ring signal in my mouth. My head rung for weeks until I got it unlisted.
 
On the night before the last day of HS (traditional party night), my grade decided to party in a field. I was already somewhat drunk once I got there. After 20 minutes, the cops showed up and everyone started running. I stepped in a hole in the ground, hurt my knee, and crawled over to a bunch of bushes and lay down. One cop went by with a flashlight, so I thought I was in the clear...then another came by and spotted me. I got a lot of shit for being stupid that night. I couldn't really run, though...
 
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