FriedRiceBob
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- Jan 21, 2001
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count me in...here are my skills:
Bartending: awesome to have at parties! (you know...celebrating all the money)
General Troubleshooting of anything: I am convinced that there is no problem on earth i cannot render ash on the ground if i just slam my head against it enough times.
Delivery Driving: so you need stuff couriered? i'll get it there. even if it's from LA to NY...company has to pay for gas tho...and um, a G35?
Depressing Poetry: Got a guy (or girl) on the team who's just annoying you with bouncy-niceness? i can have them weeping tears of...well...saline?
Following Directions: if there are directions, i can follow them. I am currently assisting my father who is building an airplane...those directions are sometimes hard to grasp...but the thing mostly looks like an airplane so we cant be far off. oh, and im pretty good at finding out HOW to get stuff done.
ok...so from my skills i see that i can be: Valet, Courier, Office lackey, Bartender extreme, do-er of things. (this last title would be more clear once "things" is defined and "do-er" would be too...because you can't know what to "do" when you dont know what the "things" are)
dont you want your things do-ed by me?
oh yeah...and i can walk around wal-mart with no purpose for hours...not sure if thats a skill or not.
EDIT:...and....uh....i like ellipses...?
EDIT AGAIN: i think a couple of those Hot Deals people should be enlisted for the "purchasing" department. i swear...let two hot-dealers fight over a penny...*poof* copper wire.
Bartending: awesome to have at parties! (you know...celebrating all the money)
General Troubleshooting of anything: I am convinced that there is no problem on earth i cannot render ash on the ground if i just slam my head against it enough times.
Delivery Driving: so you need stuff couriered? i'll get it there. even if it's from LA to NY...company has to pay for gas tho...and um, a G35?
Depressing Poetry: Got a guy (or girl) on the team who's just annoying you with bouncy-niceness? i can have them weeping tears of...well...saline?
Following Directions: if there are directions, i can follow them. I am currently assisting my father who is building an airplane...those directions are sometimes hard to grasp...but the thing mostly looks like an airplane so we cant be far off. oh, and im pretty good at finding out HOW to get stuff done.
ok...so from my skills i see that i can be: Valet, Courier, Office lackey, Bartender extreme, do-er of things. (this last title would be more clear once "things" is defined and "do-er" would be too...because you can't know what to "do" when you dont know what the "things" are)
dont you want your things do-ed by me?
oh yeah...and i can walk around wal-mart with no purpose for hours...not sure if thats a skill or not.
EDIT:...and....uh....i like ellipses...?
EDIT AGAIN: i think a couple of those Hot Deals people should be enlisted for the "purchasing" department. i swear...let two hot-dealers fight over a penny...*poof* copper wire.