ATOT is officially a moron cesspool.

[lxskllr]

You mean like this?

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That's the funniest thing I've seen in awhile :^D

 

[Schadenfreude]

<ATOT>: Hey! What happened to the fight?

<Internet Tough guys>: Mom said dinner was ready.
Bitch wouldn't bring me Hot Pockets!

You never know, he might punch her out for shit like that.

 

[Lifted]

Is it me or has the "quality" (and I use that term very loosely here) of Alky's post steadily decreased over the years? I thought he used to post complete sentences relevant (as Alky's post can be) to the subject at hand - none of it really insightful or contributing in any way to the thread at hand, at least that's remained a constant - but complete sentences somewhere in the ballpark of the topic.

Now half the time it's incomplete phrases, and mostly rambling on incoherently about random shit . . ..

His brain is tired after spending some much energy cracking the blackberry encryption. Once he finishes writing his paper on it for DEF CON, I'm sure he'll be back to normal.

 

[alkemyst]

<ATOT>: Hey! What happened to the fight?

<Internet Tough guys>: Mom said dinner was ready.
Bitch wouldn't bring me Hot Pockets!

/pees on this post.

 

[alkemyst]

His brain is tired after spending some much energy cracking the blackberry encryption. Once he finishes writing his paper on it for DEF CON, I'm sure he'll be back to normal.

dude, you can't even control your company laptops. Seriously?!?

BTW I have been mentioned in a few DEF CONs, lolz.

 

[alkemyst]

First I was like:

Then I was like:

 

[trollolo]

ha, i'm 19. the OP does not apply to me!

 

[alkemyst]

ha, i'm 19. the OP does not apply to me!

sure thing pony boy.

 

[kage69]

In hindsight it's been a very aggravating day, but I should probably be thanking them for the lulz. A hot shower and 4 beers later I'm going to take Iron's sage advice and just stop here.


Jupiter owes me a new keyboard...

 

[alkemyst]

In hindsight it's been a very aggravating day, but I should probably be thanking them for the lulz. A hot shower and 4 beers later I'm going to take Iron's sage advice and just stop here.


Jupiter owes me a new keyboard...

Didn't you say you were going out for drinks and a massage?

Didn't you say something about weaksauce?

Lolz!!!!

 

[Ichinisan]

This thread made me LOL...hard.

 

[grrl]

Don't let the door hit you in the ass when you leave.

 

[Locut0s]

Then I was like:

AWWWww, I really should get me a dog I love them so much.

 

[SillyOReilly]

lol, I'll take this weak, suddenly timid response of yours to mean you re-read everything and now realize what a tool you look like. Pity you can't man up and admit you jumped the gun, maybe took something the wrong way.

Or maybe I'm all wrong and you would like to explain the pertinence behind you getting mad over the selective quotation of a hypothetical?

Basement dweller? I thought I lived under a rock?! Man you tough guys can't keep your weaksauce straight *tsk tsk*

Shut the fuck up you pathetic little mother fucking pussy. You list travel and martial arts in your profile. Any fucking time you're in NY, you pathetic little wise and beautiful woman.

 

[highland145]

Shut the fuck up you pathetic little mother fucking pussy. You list travel and martial arts in your profile. Any fucking time you're in NY, you pathetic little wise and beautiful woman.

hello

 

[Macamus Prime]

you've made a similar post as the OP recently as well. No one is forcing you to stay/.

Follow your own advice - no one is forcing you to read my comments.

 

[alkemyst]

hello

omghi2u2!

 

[911paramedic]

You mean like this?

LOL, great edit!

 

[zinfamous]

I skimmed most of the cockwaving in this thread, but from what I gather, it appears that Alkemyst showed up, and manages to be one of the least reprehensible posters.

interesting.

 

[zinfamous]

You mean like this?

amazing

 

[darkewaffle]

And yet P&N is still a hundred times worse