This is PFC Aquila of the United Aerospace Corps. Mayday! Mars Research Facility is under assault! It's like the very bowels of Hell have been unleashed. Everyone has gone frenzied and is trying to kill me. There are unspeakable creatures running and floating around me.
Should I:
a) Ball up into a corner and cry like a little girl
b) End myself
c) Walk it off
d) Continue gay rendezvous with my CO, even tho he's now a zombie
e) Tell the Revenant to fsck off and die
f) Fight back with any and everything I can find, even if it means going thru hell and back
g) Profit?
I know I'm a Marine with years of training, but I just thought I would get ATOT's opinion first.