ATOT, I just Tipped an insane amount

[BlackTigers]

Went out to eat with the girlfriend, and after we were done, got the check, and I tipped 100% of the bill!

Wow guys, I didn't think I'd ever do this. I felt so rich though after we left, and she was all over me because of my deep pockets.

Be jealous that I can afford to do this.

 

[EvilYoda]

That McDonalds girl must be really happy right now. Sure glad she knows how to make a parfait.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Wow guys, I didn't think I'd ever do this. I felt so rich though after we left, and she was all over me because of my deep pockets.

Wouldn't you feel broke after that?

Next thread will be "My gf is mad, she wanted a gift, but I told her I spent all my money on dinner last night..."

 

[IronWing]

And stay out!

 

[Q]

hm

 

[TehMac]

Can you twang my balls please?

 

[Vehemence]

Pics of girlfriend or die.

 

[aesthetics]

My birthday is December 9th. Buy me a present, Daddy Warbucks.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Went out to eat with the girlfriend, and after we were done, got the check, and I tipped 100% of the bill!

Wow guys, I didn't think I'd ever do this. I felt so rich though after we left, and she was all over me because of my deep pockets.

Be jealous that I can afford to do this.

And you're here posting in ATOT instead of "being" w/ her BlackTigers?

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Went out to eat with the girlfriend, and after we were done, got the check, and I tipped 100% of the bill!

Wow guys, I didn't think I'd ever do this. I felt so rich though after we left, and she was all over me because of my deep pockets.

Be jealous that I can afford to do this.

And you're here posting in ATOT instead of "being" w/ her BlackTigers?

In other words, shens.

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Went out to eat with the girlfriend, and after we were done, got the check, and I tipped 100% of the bill!

Wow guys, I didn't think I'd ever do this. I felt so rich though after we left, and she was all over me because of my deep pockets.

Be jealous that I can afford to do this.

And you're here posting in ATOT instead of "being" w/ her BlackTigers?

School tomorrow, and she has a curfew. We're still in school, so I can't exactly bang her until 2AM, sorry guys.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Went out to eat with the girlfriend, and after we were done, got the check, and I tipped 100% of the bill!

Wow guys, I didn't think I'd ever do this. I felt so rich though after we left, and she was all over me because of my deep pockets.

Be jealous that I can afford to do this.

And you're here posting in ATOT instead of "being" w/ her BlackTigers?

School tomorrow, and she has a curfew. We're still in school, so I can't exactly bang her until 2AM, sorry guys.

Yeah, mom would be pissed about you staying up late.

 

[sjwaste]

This is probably the dumbest thread.... well, today at least.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Spent all that money and still struck out. Sad, very sad.

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Spent all that money and still struck out. Sad, very sad.

It was a very, very, large $10.

Knew a kid that worked there, he had some fun with the bill and helped me out.





And yes, this was a failed jab at the retarded tipping threads we've had lately.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: TehMac
Can you twang my balls please?

Jesus does not approve of this post.

 

[LostWanderer]

I went out on a business dinner with a bunch of colleagues once. Not a 5 star restaurant, but a decent sit down place with drinks and what-not (fully clothed for you pervs). We were all sitting around talking about tips and one of the guys asked our waitress what the biggest tip she ever got was. She said like $50. We were talking to her and stuff and she was telling us how she liked working there because she was a single mom and it helped her afford school clothes, yada yada. We were there for like 2 hours. When it got time to leave the guy that asked her that paid his bill $60 and then proceeded to tip another $100. There were 5 of us, so we all kicked in another $15-20 a piece, so she made like $200 off our one table. For some reason I'll never forget that...

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: LostWanderer
I went out on a business dinner with a bunch of colleagues once. Not a 5 star restaurant, but a decent sit down place with drinks and what-not (fully clothed for you pervs). We were all sitting around talking about tips and one of the guys asked our waitress what the biggest tip she ever got was. She said like $50. We were talking to her and stuff and she was telling us how she liked working there because she was a single mom and it helped her afford school clothes, yada yada. We were there for like 2 hours. When it got time to leave the guy that asked her that paid his bill $60 and then proceeded to tip another $100. There were 5 of us, so we all kicked in another $15-20 a piece, so she made like $200 off our one table. For some reason I'll never forget that...

Lol, she's probably doesn't even have a kid. $200 of Wal-Mart lingerie FTW!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: LostWanderer
I went out on a business dinner with a bunch of colleagues once. Not a 5 star restaurant, but a decent sit down place with drinks and what-not (fully clothed for you pervs). We were all sitting around talking about tips and one of the guys asked our waitress what the biggest tip she ever got was. She said like $50. We were talking to her and stuff and she was telling us how she liked working there because she was a single mom and it helped her afford school clothes, yada yada. We were there for like 2 hours. When it got time to leave the guy that asked her that paid his bill $60 and then proceeded to tip another $100. There were 5 of us, so we all kicked in another $15-20 a piece, so she made like $200 off our one table. For some reason I'll never forget that...

Lol, she's probably doesn't even have a kid. $200 of Wal-Mart lingerie FTW!

NOOKIE GREEN!

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: LostWanderer
I went out on a business dinner with a bunch of colleagues once. Not a 5 star restaurant, but a decent sit down place with drinks and what-not (fully clothed for you pervs). We were all sitting around talking about tips and one of the guys asked our waitress what the biggest tip she ever got was. She said like $50. We were talking to her and stuff and she was telling us how she liked working there because she was a single mom and it helped her afford school clothes, yada yada. We were there for like 2 hours. When it got time to leave the guy that asked her that paid his bill $60 and then proceeded to tip another $100. There were 5 of us, so we all kicked in another $15-20 a piece, so she made like $200 off our one table. For some reason I'll never forget that...

Lol, she's probably doesn't even have a kid. $200 of Wal-Mart lingerie FTW!

NOOKIE GREEN!

 

[sash1]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Went out to eat with the girlfriend, and after we were done, got the check, and I tipped 100% of the bill!

Wow guys, I didn't think I'd ever do this. I felt so rich though after we left, and she was all over me because of my deep pockets.

Be jealous that I can afford to do this.

And you're here posting in ATOT instead of "being" w/ her BlackTigers?

School tomorrow, and she has a curfew. We're still in school, so I can't exactly bang her until 2AM, sorry guys.

so basically you tipped with your parents money? gg

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: sash1

Originally posted by: BlackTigers

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
Went out to eat with the girlfriend, and after we were done, got the check, and I tipped 100% of the bill!

Wow guys, I didn't think I'd ever do this. I felt so rich though after we left, and she was all over me because of my deep pockets.

Be jealous that I can afford to do this.

And you're here posting in ATOT instead of "being" w/ her BlackTigers?

School tomorrow, and she has a curfew. We're still in school, so I can't exactly bang her until 2AM, sorry guys.

so basically you tipped with your parents money? gg

Yup, we'll go with that.

 

[rise]

nice

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Spent all that money and still struck out. Sad, very sad.

It was a very, very, large $10.

Knew a kid that worked there, he had some fun with the bill and helped me out.





And yes, this was a failed jab at the retarded tipping threads we've had lately.

satire not found.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I am so jealous right now, you have no idea.