No! not THAT type of service.
My previous idea of the loose fitting condom called the "Poncho" didn't seem to get to many followers here. So here is my latest idea:
RENT-A-PUPPY
On warm days like it was today, nothing attracts the chicks better than walking a cute small dog. You could come into the store pick a puppy and "rent" him for the day. You walk him around town, have girls pet him...get their phone numbers, arrange a date. THEN, you would have to return the puppy.
However, fear not! The solution to this is obvious. When the date with the chick comes up, invite her back to your place. When she asks where the lil' puppy is, hang you heard and sob a little. "His lil' heart couldn't keep up with how energetic he was". Let the tears flow + girl = cuddle....then who knows?
ATOT, what do you think?
FYI: For those of you whose sarcasm meter is broken....
My previous idea of the loose fitting condom called the "Poncho" didn't seem to get to many followers here. So here is my latest idea:
RENT-A-PUPPY
On warm days like it was today, nothing attracts the chicks better than walking a cute small dog. You could come into the store pick a puppy and "rent" him for the day. You walk him around town, have girls pet him...get their phone numbers, arrange a date. THEN, you would have to return the puppy.
However, fear not! The solution to this is obvious. When the date with the chick comes up, invite her back to your place. When she asks where the lil' puppy is, hang you heard and sob a little. "His lil' heart couldn't keep up with how energetic he was". Let the tears flow + girl = cuddle....then who knows?
ATOT, what do you think?
FYI: For those of you whose sarcasm meter is broken....
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