ATOT help needed! A relative of mine got suckered into buying crap products....

Braznor

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Oct 9, 2005
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A relative of mine got suckered into a pyramid scheme called QNet and bought shitty overpriced junk he got to sell further for something like 2500$$$. This guy is my cousin and his wife asked me if I can resell this junk on ebay or Amazon to get atleast some of the money back.

Here is a list of the products. Try not to laugh.

1. Chairos Alpine Chronographic Watch.
2. Amezcua Bio Disc 2
3. Homepure 7 stage water filtration system.

Each of these products are crappy and shitty by their own right. Read up about the Bio disc 2 here: http://www.amezcua.com/BioDisc.html

The QNET Bio Disc 2 is made of technically engineered natural minerals that have been structurally bonded in glass at a molecular level using high-heat fusion methods. Through this combination of minerals and fusion techniques, a positive energy field is created, which allows the Amezcua Bio Disc 2 to transfer its energy field to water and the human body, as has been certified through various testing and evaluation processes. Similar to the original Bio Disc but stronger in energy field, it is this transfer of energy that brings out the best in your water.
HA HA HA

Now I know about the Bio disc, but I'm unsure about the price of the other two products. Is Chairos any kind of brand of repute when it comes to Swiss watches? Is the homepure water worth anything? I need this info before I can ebay or amazon the items further. Any help from here?
 

Captante

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Admittedly I only put in about 5 minutes research but I can't find anything to even confirm Chairos is really a Swiss watch maker.

All the references I'm seeing appear to be from India and the website is a piece of crap blurb obviously put together by QNET itself.

My gut feeling is the stuff your cousin got scammed into buying is going to be a tough sell anywhere.


http://www.chairoswatch.com/about.html
 
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lxskllr

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I don't think the watch is Swiss made. Read the description carefully. They lead you into thinking it's Swiss made, but never say so. Probably Chinese, unless they make watches in India. In either case, the value is approximately zero.

Edit:
Looking further, it does appear to have a Swiss movement. It might be a functional watch, if not especially valuable.
 
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gorcorps

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Jul 18, 2004
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Why do we have to help your moron cousin again? Sounds like a teaching moment to me.
 

Fritzo

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Jan 3, 2001
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Just put them on eBay, and then add "Haunted" to the description.

Also, make sure boobs are in the reflection in the photos of the products.

They will sell for 20x what he paid.
 

darkewaffle

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"Place your drink on top of the Amezcua Bio Disc 2 to energise your drinking water."

HOLY SHIT A MAGIC PLASTIC COASTER? PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY

Oh god and the next one is even better:

"Shine a 120-Lumen LED light through the Amezcua Bio Disc 2 onto your food or beverages to enhance their taste."
 

Theb

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It's 2014 and you people aren't enhancing your water with positive energy?

Frankly I'm embarrassed for you.
 

JulesMaximus

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Admittedly I only put in about 5 minutes research but I can't find anything to even confirm Chairos is really a Swiss watch maker.

All the references I'm seeing appear to be from India and the website is a piece of crap blurb obviously put together by QNET itself.

My gut feeling is the stuff your cousin got scammed into buying is going to be a tough sell anywhere.


http://www.chairoswatch.com/about.html

LOL!

http://www.chairoswatch.com/racer.html

For the spirited man that speeds through life, The Racer delivers a class of its own. With its sportive chronograph face resembling that of a race car dashboard, be prepared not only for the look but also for the feel. Where high-speed racing meets the precision of world-class Swiss movement; The Racer timepiece exudes fortitude and vigor, with a bold stainless steel red bezel and a tenacious stainless steel metal strap.

Available in two sleek black and white designs, enjoy The Racer for different occasions of the day, whilst celebrating the new dawn of the racing sport in India. Take your life onto the fast lane and release the inner racer within.
It looks like a goofy smiley face. :D

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tHa ShIzNiT

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someone who is lactose intolerant needs to try this disc and report back here with the results. for science

per the ebay page:
"Your stomach doesn't agree with milk? No worries. Pour your milk over the BioDisc and drink it"
 

JTsyo

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He should watch that Will Smith movie where he had to sell those medical devices while living with his son on the street.
 
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Put it on ebay and make sure there's a naked person somewhere in the background, preferably seen via mirror.

In the description, say it's been farted on and link to youtube erotic flatulence compilations.

Done.