ATOT: Help me decipher this SMS

[dug777]

I don't know who the number belongs to, and I haven't responded to it...

Anyway, here it is, faithfully reproduced to the very character

Hey jew hair that sounds great i just have to go get some 'screen *snigger* on account of my asian-ness Haha ur such a turd but i love u for that! So we getting Fucktastic in like 5? Cos its going to b pretty hard by myself! See u later consumater.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

"snigger" is usually a laugh

the rest of it...

I'll try...

Hey ya jew... that sounds great. I just have to get some sun screen (ha ha) due to my being asian. Haha... You're such a turd but I LOVE you for that. So are we getting shit faced in the next five minutes? Because I can't do it on my own. Later fucker.

Best guess... who knows with you aussies.

 

[mooglemania85]

This person is not asian.

^^;;

<(o_o< ) (>o_o)> ^(o_o^) (^o_o)^ (^o_o)> <(o_o^) (>^_^)> (>)>

 

[dug777]

Interesting