ATOT Hardcore Battle Royal!!

Sex Smurf

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Oct 13, 2004
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Remember, you are eliminated when thrown over the top rope.

/me enters the ring and grabs the classic steel chair. . .waiting for the next sucker to get in with me. . . .
 

Sex Smurf

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Seizing the opportunity, bashes Saulbadguy across the back with my chair. I then proceed to strut around the ring like a proud rooster.
 

Kyteland

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Dec 30, 2002
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/me picks off Sex Smurf, MailBoxHead, and Saulbadguy down in the ring.

/crowd goes wild.
 

TheNinja

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uppercuts kyteland in the nuts, followed by a spinning side kick to his lips. then I do a backflip just because I can!
 

Kyteland

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Originally posted by: TheNinja
uppercuts kyteland in the nuts, followed by a spinning side kick to his lips. then I do a backflip just because I can!

Ah, but I wasn't in the ring. You had to leave the ring to do it, losing the match for yourself.

/me hobbles back in to position in the rafters. Starts lining up PhasmatisNox....
 

Sex Smurf

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/me bleeding profusely, launches my chair at Kyteland causing him to shoot himself in the foot, fall off the rafters and into the ring.

 

Kyteland

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Originally posted by: Sex Smurf
/me bleeding profusely, launches my chair at Kyteland causing him to shoot himself in the foot, fall off the rafters and into the ring.

rifle+scope > your chair throwing arm. :p
 

TheNinja

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Jan 22, 2003
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Originally posted by: Kyteland
Originally posted by: TheNinja
uppercuts kyteland in the nuts, followed by a spinning side kick to his lips. then I do a backflip just because I can!

Ah, but I wasn't in the ring. You had to leave the ring to do it, losing the match for yourself.

/me hobbles back in to position in the rafters. Starts lining up PhasmatisNox....

well technically I never went OVER the top rope, I just went ABOVE it in a straight line, never actually crossing the verticle plain of the top rope, as I flew up to your position in the rafters. Therefore TheNinja is still in the game and is super pumped!
 

Sex Smurf

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Oct 13, 2004
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Just then, my bikini clad manager comes down the runway. TheNinja gets distracted and I attempt the reversal of the figure four (turning on my stomach). Success! TheNinja cries like a little girl.
 

trilks

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Aug 16, 2002
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But oh no! Trilks jumps out from the crowd and gives Sex Smurf the Tazmission!! My god, he's writhing in pain!
 

Sex Smurf

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Oct 13, 2004
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Feeling faint and sensing his impending doom, Sex Smurf pleads with trilks to team up and start taking out the competition. . .
 

Sex Smurf

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the kick in the nuts loosened the tazmission and Sex Smurf breaks free, goes under the bottom rope to get more toys to throw in the ring: trash can + lid, fire extinguisher, 15' ladder, folding table and a stop sign. Sex Smurf, previous bullet wounds miraculously healed, enters the ring carrying a flaming 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire.