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atkins diet question?

Is this question SO IMPORTANT AND DIFFICULT that you can't:

1) LOOK IT UP ON THE COMPLETELY FREE http://www.atkins.com ?

2) SEARCH for it

3) Post this question in one of the TEN THOUSAND EXISTING ATKINS THREADS?

or are you just so stupid, fat, and lazy that you can't do anything for yourself and thus need an easy diet where you can keep eating your triple cheeseburgers and not have to exercise? Jesus H. Christ.
 
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Is this question SO IMPORTANT AND DIFFICULT that you can't:

1) LOOK IT UP ON THE COMPLETELY FREE http://www.atkins.com ?

2) SEARCH for it

3) Post this question in one of the TEN THOUSAND EXISTING ATKINS THREADS?

or are you just so stupid, fat, and lazy that you can't do anything for yourself and thus need an easy diet where you can keep eating your triple cheeseburgers and not have to exercise? Jesus H. Christ.
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Seriously, do some fvcking research on your own
 
Originally posted by: biffbacon
do you have to restrict your caffeine intake?
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Ignore these moronic thread-crappers. You should probably eliminate your caffeine intake. It has been known to stall weight loss.
 
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Originally posted by: biffbacon
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
jesus christ
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fvck off dude, im just asking a question. if it bothers you, dont read the post
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You post stupid questions, you get snide answers.
If it bothers you, don't post.
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i just asked a question, b/c i knew some people here had experience with the diet, and probably knew the answer. I didnt realize it would waste some of the oh so important time in your life. now maybe you wont have enough time to get home and screw your fat wife, or play with your stamp collection
 
Originally posted by: biffbacon
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Originally posted by: biffbacon
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
jesus christ
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fvck off dude, im just asking a question. if it bothers you, dont read the post
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You post stupid questions, you get snide answers.
If it bothers you, don't post.
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i just asked a question, b/c i knew some people here had experience with the diet, and probably knew the answer. I didnt realize it would waste some of the oh so important time in your life. now maybe you wont have enough time to get home and screw your fat wife, or play with your stamp collection
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Haha you're the one trying to lose weight. GG on dogging his non-existant fat wife you mindless cvnt.
 
Maybe if you weren't such a stupid, worthless fvck who couldn't do your own damn work we wouldn't be having this argument.

OH LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 2nd result under a google search for "atkins caffeine" : http://atkins.com/Archive/2001/12/15-464579.html

Gee, and that took all of FOUR SECONDS.

Now, while you wrack your lard-addled fatass brain for a witty response, I'm going to be screwing YOUR fat wife. By the way, you're almost out of flour.
 
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Maybe if you weren't such a stupid, worthless fvck who couldn't do your own damn work we wouldn't be having this argument.

OH LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 2nd result under a google search for "atkins caffeine" : http://atkins.com/Archive/2001/12/15-464579.html

Gee, and that took all of FOUR SECONDS.

Now, while you wrack your lard-addled fatass brain for a witty response, I'm going to be screwing YOUR fat wife. By the way, you're almost out of flour.
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ahahahaha zing
 
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Maybe if you weren't such a stupid, worthless fvck who couldn't do your own damn work we wouldn't be having this argument.

OH LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 2nd result under a google search for "atkins caffeine" : http://atkins.com/Archive/2001/12/15-464579.html

Gee, and that took all of FOUR SECONDS.

Now, while you wrack your lard-addled fatass brain for a witty response, I'm going to be screwing YOUR fat wife. By the way, you're almost out of flour.
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ahahahaha zing
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ahahaha zing ..you really like to up your post count by thread crapping and saying retarded things like this I see
 
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Maybe if you weren't such a stupid, worthless fvck who couldn't do your own damn work we wouldn't be having this argument.

OH LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 2nd result under a google search for "atkins caffeine" : http://atkins.com/Archive/2001/12/15-464579.html

Gee, and that took all of FOUR SECONDS.

Now, while you wrack your lard-addled fatass brain for a witty response, I'm going to be screwing YOUR fat wife. By the way, you're almost out of flour.
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:Q

 
Originally posted by: waylman
By the way, you're almost out of flour.
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OUCH!

I want to know something about Atkins too...is any beer allowed? Or, do you have to completely quit?
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Miller Lite or Michelob Ultra..other light beers aren't too bad. I wouldn't drink more than 1 or 2 though. Alchohol doesn't do weight loss well.
 
Originally posted by: biffbacon
do you have to restrict your caffeine intake?
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Its recommended not to have any caffeine because it can cause hunger pangs. However, caffeine in and of itself dosent have carbs (maybe trace amounts), so I still have my daily 2-3 cups of coffee. I've still lost a good bit of weight on it, I dont think having caffeine affected my weight loss.

 
Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
Originally posted by: waylman
By the way, you're almost out of flour.
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OUCH!

I want to know something about Atkins too...is any beer allowed? Or, do you have to completely quit?
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Miller Lite or Michelob Ultra..other light beers aren't too bad. I wouldn't drink more than 1 or 2 though. Alchohol doesn't do weight loss well.
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Beer is the ABSOLUTE WORST thing you can have on a restricted-carb diet.


QUote from the SBD newsletter:

The Truth Behind Low-Carb Beers

Are low-carb beers too good to be true? In one word: yes. They may be all the rage for the health-conscious beer lover, but when it comes down to it, low-carb beers like Michelob Ultra have almost the same amount of carbohydrates as light beer. Plus, all beer?whether regular, light, or ultra?contains maltose, a high-glycemic-index sugar responsible for blood sugar swings and the infamous "beer belly."

The take-home message about beer remains unchanged: It is the worst possible beverage to consume while on the South Beach Diet. Still, if you're enjoying time with your buddies and can't resist an ice-cold beer, have a light or an ultra, and then make it up tomorrow.
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Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
Originally posted by: biffbacon
do you have to restrict your caffeine intake?
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Ignore these moronic thread-crappers. You should probably eliminate your caffeine intake. It has been known to stall weight loss.
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caffeine doesn't stall weight loss...ever heard of an ECA stack?
 
Originally posted by: CrazyDe1
Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
Originally posted by: biffbacon
do you have to restrict your caffeine intake?
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Ignore these moronic thread-crappers. You should probably eliminate your caffeine intake. It has been known to stall weight loss.
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caffeine doesn't stall weight loss...ever heard of an ECA stack?
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It does when its not combined with Ephedrine and Aspirin...
 
Originally posted by: CrazyDe1
Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
Originally posted by: biffbacon
do you have to restrict your caffeine intake?
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Ignore these moronic thread-crappers. You should probably eliminate your caffeine intake. It has been known to stall weight loss.
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caffeine doesn't stall weight loss...ever heard of an ECA stack?
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As I mentioned above, it didnt stall my weight loss. YMMV however.
 
Caffiene speeds up weight loss, but bets are if your getting it from diet soda your going to have water retention problems at some point.

Don't have to much, it's fine to have some. If you like soda drink Diet Right.
 
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Maybe if you weren't such a stupid, worthless fvck who couldn't do your own damn work we wouldn't be having this argument.

OH LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 2nd result under a google search for "atkins caffeine" : http://atkins.com/Archive/2001/12/15-464579.html

Gee, and that took all of FOUR SECONDS.

Now, while you wrack your lard-addled fatass brain for a witty response, I'm going to be screwing YOUR fat wife. By the way, you're almost out of flour.
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Didn't Millenium get banned for an outburst like this? 😛
 
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