At what age should one stop having birthday parties?

[John Connor]

Can't even remember the last time I had a party. Maybe 12. I do remember when I was in the 3rd grade my mom bought me a king's crown for my party. HAHAHA! I was in fact KING SHIT!


Now I just buy a bottle of port and light a cigar. Last week I went to Red Lobster.

 

[sandorski]

Death

This and only this. You're not taking away my fucking cake!!

 

[purbeast0]

I'm turning 36 next month and while I don't have "birthday parties" every year, I always do "something" with friends and family like go to a bar or something. I definitely keep it a lot calmer than I used to though.

My wife and I have recently started making birthdays excuses to go on vacations though. In July we went to Grand Cayman "for my wife's birthday" even though it was like a week after her birthday. But we had a birthday dinner and stuff while there.

This year however I'm going to Aruba "for my birthday" and we're actually going to be there on my birthday, so I plan on having a fun day while there, starting with a booze cruise snorkel trip.

 

[cbrunny]

These are the acceptable years to have a party:

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
13
16
18
19 (Canada only)
20
21 (USA only)
25
30
40
50
60
65
70
75
80
85
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100

Everyone knows this.