At the bar (A probably been posted before stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

[artikk]

😀 good one :thumbsup:

 

[Darilus]

Heard it before, still like it. :thumbsup:

 

[HaxorNubcake]

liked it. 8/10

 

[icejunkie]

Nice! :thumbsup:

 

[MrYAK]

i'd tell it to my wife, but i would have to explain it to her 5 times because she would want to know why the 5 blondes in the joke wouldnt get it.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Haha 😀

Cheers Brutuskend :beer:

 

[cjgallen]

Haha, I like that one 😀

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: Darilus
Heard it before, still like it. :thumbsup:

😀

 

[dighn]

heard it before and i think it was you who posted it

funny though 🙂

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: russianpower
😀 good one :thumbsup:

 

[So]

:beer:

 

[arcenite]

:beer:

 

[Scarpozzi]

Heard a similar joke, but it was more along the lines of a guy at a seminar was standing up behind a podium about to give a speech. He says, "I'm going to start my speech off with a blonde joke." and a blonde lady stood up in the back and said, "Stop...wait a min...I'm blonde!!" He replied, "Alright...I'll tell it slow."