episodic
Lifer
A lady lost her handbag during a day of shopping. It was
found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking
in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When
I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty
singles."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I
found a lady's purse, she didn't have change for a reward."
(found this 'somewhere'. . .)