At a gay wedding how do they phrase "you may now kiss the bride."

[JimRaynor]

well?

 

[loup garou]

You may now kiss each other?

 

[jadinolf]

Get married and then let us know.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: werk
You may now kiss each other?

What would people do without the internet?

 

[spanky]

u may suck each other's face.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

One of them has to be the "female."

 

[JimRaynor]

yeah, and why does one have to be the female anyways? I thought that's why they are gay in the first place, is cause they don't mind both being the same gender/role.

 

[Whitecloak]

Originally posted by: spanky
u may suck each other's face.

heh

 

[Supertastic Fool]

one of them has to be the b!tch, just use that one as the bride.

 

[theNEOone]

"spouse" would be a good way to replace "bride"


=|

 

[JimRaynor]

you may now kiss the spouse? But which one is he talking to?

 

[Zanix]

You may now kiss the bitch.

 

[DigDug]

You may now cornhole your limp-wristed, light-footed partner.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: Zanix
You may now kiss the bitch.

"Now, take it outside you two."

 

[jurzdevil]

lets get ready to RRRRRRRRRUUUUUMMMBLLLEE!!!!

edit: in case you take it the wrong way...i have nothing against what others do so whatever they do is fine by me

 

[blurredvision]

There aren't any gay weddings, they are "civil unions".

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Why is it that homosexual men are so feminine and homosexual women are so masculine?

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: Nik
Why is it that homosexual men are so feminine and homosexual women are so masculine?

How does that not make sense to you?

 

[anno]

how 'bout "you may now kiss."

that oughta work.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: anno
how 'bout "you may now kiss."

that oughta work.

Boo. That's not funny or offencive or oppressive or demeaning or supporting a patriarchal society = boo.

 

[shimsham]

play ball!

 

[Xionide]

You may now kiss the broom

 

[anno]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: anno
how 'bout "you may now kiss."

that oughta work.

Boo. That's not funny or offencive or oppressive or demeaning or supporting a patriarchal society = boo.

oops.. sorry, I musta missed the memo.

 

[Legendary]

You may now kiss the catcher?
I keed I keed.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Also, what about "I now pronounce you man and wife?"

How does that work? "I now pronounce you man and husband/man and man/gay?"