Astronaut in 'love kidnap plot'
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Schadenfroh
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Originally posted by: tomywishbone
"Police said Capt Nowak drove 1,000 miles (1,600km) from her home in Houston to Orlando International Airport, wearing a nappy to avoid a toilet break."
I guess her guilt depends on whether or not you belive that statement.
This whole story is just a load of crap
Sounds like a love triangle gone bad. Captain seems like the alpha male stud... Crazy derranged woman cant let him go.
AnitaPeterson
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WhipperSnapper
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Hey, it gets lonely out in space. Maybe she was just trying to figure out a way to get laid by this guy. Of course, I can't imagine that the guys on the shuttle wouldn't be happy to accommodate her. After all, what happens in Space stays in Space, right? Besides, then they could try to conceive humanity's first space baby!
I appreciated this story when I heard it on the radio this morning...it's great to be able to laugh while sitting in traffic...
WhipperSnapper
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I guess it's just amazing what some women will do for the perfectly-shaped penis. It's not as though she couldn't have gone to a bar to pick up guys and get laid.
IGBT
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Originally posted by: Paratus
Astronauts wear adult reinforced diapers during extended periods in their suits so thats not as crazy as it seams.
It's just the rest of it that blows my mind.
I feel sorry for her husband & kids.
..fatal attraction with diapers and a BB gun.
You would think when you get to the point where you are wearing grandma's depends so you can drive non-stop and piss and shat yourself. You may step back and go wtf.
Of course who knows, the new thing for Meth addicts is to drink meth infused human piss.
Of course who knows, the new thing for Meth addicts is to drink meth infused human piss.
You just know Hollywood is chomping at the bit for the rights to this story. With some caveats of course. "Does she have to pee in her own pants?" ... "Could she use a real weapon and not some stupid air rifle?"
They're going to have trouble making the Attempted Murder 1 charges stick. I think they were trumped up to keep her in jail.
Zorba
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How is using peper spray attempted murder?
It is going to get to the point that if you asked a guy to stop outside and fight you like man you would charged with attempted battery, assualt, attempted kidnapping, attempted hostage taking, carring a deadly weapon (fist) while committing a fenoly, etc. Sounds like a bad cat fight to me, slap her on the wrest, fire her and let the civil courts take care of the rest.The moral of the story is that if you're a Space Shuttle commander, hot psycho babes will fight over you.
IGBT
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Originally posted by: Auric
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6333975.stm
Amusing exerpts:
Oh dear.
..among other things she was draging around in the trunk of her car was a bunch of rubber hose.
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