Astra Zeneca needs a lab technician in the People's Republic of Maryland.

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Specifically, a lab electronics technician.

Any of you bastards know about this company? Do they treat their employees well? Do they require you be skinny and tall and handsome to work there? Do they ever hire guys who haven't had a real job for years? Am I going to be on welfare and food stamps until I grow old and die? Will one of you fellas pay for my pine board box when I do pass away?
 
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Oh, the contract is thru The Fountain Group, which is another company I know nothing about.
They claim its for 14 months with options to extend.
 

RPD

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If you aren't employed now and need work, how about applying for the job and/or taking it instead of passing since you haven't "had a real job in years"?
 

Sgt. York

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He's afraid he might end up working for a bunch of meanies.
 
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You brightened my day.
 

Exterous

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If you aren't employed now and need work, how about applying for the job and/or taking it instead of passing since you haven't "had a real job in years"?
I thought shorty got a job?
 

lxskllr

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Will one of you fellas pay for my pine board box when I do pass away?
I'll do you one better, and hand make the box with wood I milled myself. You have a choice of oak(the manly choice, and fuck your pallbearers), ash, or pine. Depending on how long you wait to die, other options may become available!

Good to see ya shorty, and good luck getting the job :^)
 

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