Assud the Bomber Bunny

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http://news.sky.com/skynews/pi...0,,70141-1305817,.html

A JEW-eating rabbit named Assud has become the newest star of a militant Palestinian children's television show after the death of his "brother".

The Pioneers of Tomorrow children?s series produced by Palestinian group Hamas and made famous by a Mickey Mouse-looking character declaring jihad on Israel and the US, introduced Assud the Bunny.

Assud - who said in his first episode that he would ?get rid of the Jews, Allah willing, and? will eat them up? - replaced his brother, Nahoul the Bee, according to the translation from the Middle East Media Research Institute.

In an interview with the program?s host, a young girl purportedly named Saraa Barhoum, Assud talked about becoming martyrdom.

"We are all martyrdom-seekers, are we not, Saraa?? Assud said on the show.

Saraa said: ?Of course we are. We are all ready to sacrifice ourselves for the sake of our homeland. We will sacrifice our souls and everything we own for the homeland."

According to the program?s plotline, Nahoul died because he could not leave Gaza to seek medical treatment from neighbouring Egypt.

Nahoul himself replaced the program?s original star, Farfur the Mouse, who was ?killed by an Israeli soldier?.
 

1EZduzit

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Such "fine, young, cannibals".

You have to wonder what the long term effects of such propaganda will be on those kids. Will they beleive it for life or one day realize that they were brainwashed and rebel against the people who brainwashed them?
 

jonks

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Ah, at least they're honest now and have moved from Israelis to all Jews.
 

palehorse

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Originally posted by: 1EZduzit
Such "fine, young, cannibals".

You have to wonder what the long term effects of such propaganda will be on those kids. Will they beleive it for life or one day realize that they were brainwashed and rebel against the people who brainwashed them?

You're assuming that any of them will live past the age of 25. If "Assud" gets his way, they'll be taking out a bus full of Israeli school children long before then... :(
 

ProfJohn

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Shows like this are why those of us on the right think that trips like the one made by Carter are a waste of time.

If Hamas wants us or Israel to talk to them then they should get rid of their death to Israel way of life.
 

Jaskalas

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Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Shows like this are why those of us on the right think that trips like the one made by Carter are a waste of time.

If Hamas wants us or Israel to talk to them then they should get rid of their death to Israel way of life.

Really, I thought the only way to stop a death cult was to reward it?
 

Arkaign

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Am I the only one who lol'ed at the thread subtext?

"I will eat the Jews!!" <--- great sig, sounds like it's from Southpark where Cartman gets an idea of some kind ..
 

Brigandier

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I totally drew a picture of Mohhamed in my notebook during calculus, he was eating Jews. I guess I'm going to be blowed up now.
 

Starbuck1975

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Nahoul himself replaced the program?s original star, Farfur the Mouse, who was ?killed by an Israeli soldier?.

OMG they killed Farfur...you b@stards!!!

Do mice also receive virgins in heaven?
 

Jaskalas

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I recall a poster in P&N last year comforted us with the notion that these are no different than American Cartoons, like GI Joe.

Do you agree or disagree?
 

Starbuck1975

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I recall a poster in P&N last year comforted us with the notion that these are no different than American Cartoons, like GI Joe.
What a foolish notion.

I suppose you could make a case that our culture also embraces violence as a form of entertainment, but I don't recall Duke or Snake Eyes advocating the death of Muslims.

Hell, G.I.Joe came out at the height of the Cold War, when America's number one enemy was the USSR...yet even the Soviets teamed up with G.I.Joe to fight the greater evil of Cobra...remember the October Guard???

Cobra la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
 

Arkaign

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Originally posted by: Jaskalas
I recall a poster in P&N last year comforted us with the notion that these are no different than American Cartoons, like GI Joe.

Do you agree or disagree?

Yep, GI Joe's primary sustenance is high-protein Jews, after all. How do you think he got those pecs?
 

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Originally posted by: Arkaign
Originally posted by: Jaskalas
I recall a poster in P&N last year comforted us with the notion that these are no different than American Cartoons, like GI Joe.

Do you agree or disagree?

Yep, GI Joe's primary sustenance is high-protein Jews, after all. How do you think he got those pecs?

Maybe he's friends with Barry Bonds?
 

Arkaign

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Originally posted by: Robor
Originally posted by: Arkaign
Originally posted by: Jaskalas
I recall a poster in P&N last year comforted us with the notion that these are no different than American Cartoons, like GI Joe.

Do you agree or disagree?

Yep, GI Joe's primary sustenance is high-protein Jews, after all. How do you think he got those pecs?

Maybe he's friends with Barry Bonds?

Barry Bonds eats White People, they're his 'Wonder Bread'!

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Sorry I posted in this thread, but sarcasm or not, that's more than enough bigotry for one thread.

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