Ass-tacs...

[BUTCH1]

So I get to work today to find out someone had stolen my entire new box of Tic-tacs, didn't even leave me the empty box. So I go to the store @ lunch and buy a new box, remove all but 10 and then rub those 10 in my ass crack and put them back in the box in the same spot mine was stolen from yesterday. Revenge, it's a dish best served nasty....

 

[zerocool84]

What you're supposed to do is get brown colored tic-tacs and mix in some rat poop.

 

[joesmoke]

that sounds great... btw would you like some chocolate covered pretzels?

 

[BUTCH1]

What you're supposed to do is get brown colored tic-tacs and mix in some rat poop.

I've never seen brown tic tac's and would not know where to find rat poop, good idea though...

 

[LumbergTech]

you might appreciate this....

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7112b01fb/ass-pennies-from-greatest-comedy-sketches

 

[keird]

you might appreciate this....

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7112b01fb/ass-pennies-from-greatest-comedy-sketches

That was pretty good.

 

[GrumpyMan]

From your title I thought they might of invented something for smelly asses.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

The deviousness is strong in this thread.

 

[arrfep]

that sounds great... btw would you like some chocolate covered pretzels?

No.

But I would love to cum loudly, perhaps in a 69.

 

[LittleNemoNES]

Could be illegal

 

[BUTCH1]

Could be illegal

So is stealing someone's food and eating it..

 

[DarkWarrior2]

Excellent work! :thumbsup:

 

[RoloMather]

Could be illegal

Only if his coworkers are retarded children and he put hot sauce on his tic tacs.

OP, put some hot sauce on your tic tacs.

Something that is > million Scolville.