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Ass hair.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.
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:socked;


edit: Definitely a pun
 
Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
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:laugh:
 
This is a repost from a few years ago. That guy didn'twrite it himself. I think it was on a forum...

Anyway, I shave my ass hair, and it feels great.
 
I have never in my life heard the term "Grogan" before reading this story. I thought I knew it all too!

*Runs off to urbandictionary.com*
 
This is retarded, I've never had this problem with lacking hair in the anal region, only good things have come from the removal of anal hair.
 
I shave back there. The only problem that I've found is that without hair, but cheeks slap together more when a fart passes through. So there are no such things as silent farts anymore.
 
I shave because it's a pain in the ass when I'm sitting in my chair and I'm sliding my my chair to relax only to "pinched" by the fact I end up pulling on my ass hairs.
 
Disgusting.

Next time you have bad gas, drop your drawers and vent (cut loose real hard) onto a nearby candle. That will eliminate the hairballs "down there".
 
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