Ask Wally!

[meltdown75]

Bump for zen-master Wally.

Wally, you seem to be a decent writer. Got any published literary works?

 

[Mrvile]

Wan one meeree-in dorahs?

 

[JoeKing]

Is the answer to this question no?

 

[neutralizer]

Oh, I have a question. This is a two part question.

Why is your avatar crying? And what do you do for a living?

 

[So]

Exactly how many robots would it take to defeat the triad?

 

[broon]

Isn't this a rip off from Venk?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: broon
Isn't this a rip off from Venk?

MartyMcFly3 did it first, IIRC.

 

[Nitemare]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Cheezeit]

are you gonna answer the questions?

 

[broon]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

What is your favorite color?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: broon

Originally posted by: Nitemare
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

What is your favorite color?

European and black

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
How's it going Wally?

It's going the way it must go, as determined by the rigid cycle of cause and effect that started the moment after the Big Whoosh.

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
What is the meaning of life?

From dictionary.com:

"life n. pl. lives

a. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.
b. The characteristic state or condition of a living organism. "

There's more, but nobody really cares anyway.

Originally posted by: meltdown75
Bump for zen-master Wally.

Wally, you seem to be a decent writer. Got any published literary works?

A long time ago, when I was in high school I wrote a ballad entitled "Bubba the Fat, Greasy, Black Janitor" which was published in my school newspaper. After that my budding career as an author dried up for some reason.

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Wan one meeree-in dorahs?

Absolutely.

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Is the answer to this question no?

I dunno.

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Oh, I have a question. This is a two part question.

Why is your avatar crying? And what do you do for a living?

My avatar is crying because the artist that FuseTalk licensed it from drew it that way. I've been out of work for about a week, so right now I don't currently do anything for a living.

Originally posted by: So
Exactly how many robots would it take to defeat the triad?

No one is sure that any amount of robots could actually finish the job, but it has been surmised that a galactic swarm of Von Neumann probes might have a chance. A small chance.

Originally posted by: broon
Isn't this a rip off from Venk?

I couldn't say. I'm sure Venk is a valued member here, but I don't know him, and if he did this before, oh well. If you think about it everything on the internet is a repost at this point. In the wise words of Solomon: "...There is nothing new under the sun."

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: broon
Isn't this a rip off from Venk?

MartyMcFly3 did it first, IIRC.

Could be. If so, props to him. And kudos.

Originally posted by: Nitemare
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A European swallow, not in a hurry, but flying in a more or less liesurely sort of way, flies at about eight meters per second.

Originally posted by: Cheezeit
are you gonna answer the questions?

Until I get tired of it.

 

[Mrvile]

:thumbsup: for Wally.