Ask me for your fortune

[EmperorIQ]

go ahead, ask!

 

[MichaelD]

OK, I just started a new job in a new city and moved into a new apartment. What is my fortune?

 

[Wallydraigle]

k

 

[EmperorIQ]

Midheal D: take advantage of yoru great imagination and it wil serve you well.
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[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
OK, I just started a new job in a new city and moved into a new apartment. What is my fortune?

You're stuck in an online forum asking a 12 yr old Asian kid what your fortune is?

btw,how are you,how's the snake adjusting to the move?

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

SInce you're Chinese, I guess its ok

Hit me.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: MichaelD
OK, I just started a new job in a new city and moved into a new apartment. What is my fortune?

You're stuck in an online forum asking a 12 yr old Asian kid what your fortune is?

btw,how are you,how's the snake adjusting to the move?

The one-eyed trouser -?

 

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: lirion
k

frequent conversations will fill your heart with joy

 

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
SInce you're Chinese, I guess its ok

Hit me.

you have an ability to sense and know higher truth
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Hey! i'm 20!

 

[lupohki]

... in bed?

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: EmperorIQ
go ahead, ask!

OK, tomorrow is our 14th wedding anniversary. How many years will we stay together?

 

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: lupohki
... in bed?

no, i come up with these randomly, it comes easy to me since i'm chinese!

 

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: EmperorIQ
go ahead, ask!

OK, tomorrow is our 14th wedding anniversary. How many years will we stay together?

an inch of time is an inch of gold

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: MichaelD
OK, I just started a new job in a new city and moved into a new apartment. What is my fortune?

You're stuck in an online forum asking a 12 yr old Asian kid what your fortune is?

btw,how are you,how's the snake adjusting to the move?

:Q Oh crap, I didn't know he was a kid! Oh well; Internet Anonyminity strikes again!

I'm doing fine...I had to give the snakes away back in June 2003. I was going away on business and nobody would take care of them. For some strange reason, people are afraid of 10-foot, 40-pound Boa Constrictors. I gave them all away to a woman that wanted them. She gave them a good home.

She also got about $1,500 in tanks/gear and about $1,000 in animals for FREE. I just wanted them to have a good home. I miss my little babies.

I'm doing OK though. My DSL got turned on yesterday and my speeds are better than I had initally thought. I see about 100-110KB/s down and 70KB/s up! Much better than dialup. :roll:

Thank you for asking.

 

[bootymac]

okay okay, I'm Chinese too, so twice the luck!!

 

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: bootymac
okay okay, I'm Chinese too, so twice the luck!!

ok, help me give fortunes!

 

[jurzdevil]

will i find love on flag day?

 

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: jurzdevil
will i find love on flag day?

get your mind set- confidence will lead you on

 

[eakers]

me too me too

 

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: eakers
me too me too

someone is speaking well of you
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[Syringer]

?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Syringer
?

You shut your mouth and don't say another WORD until you've spilled the beans in your spider thread, bucko.

 

[Geekbabe]

ok I'll bite,what's my fortune oh wise all seeing one?

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
ok I'll bite,what's my fortune oh wise all seeing one?

<trivial psychic>you're going to have some really good coffee, but when you're about done you realize that the cup is dirty. </trivial psychic>


I'm Chinese too.

 

[Maleficus]

What is my fortune?