Ask an asian guy

[Eska]

Originally posted by: Spydermag68
Who is going to win Super Bowl XLI?

I dont know. I'm among the several asians that do not hold any interest in football.

 

[Eska]

Originally posted by: Martin
How do you pronounce this?

L L L L L

You say it, L L L L L.

 

[Atheus]

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. There is a dusty laptop here with a weak wireless connection. There are dull, lifeless gnomes strolling about. What dost thou do?

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: Eska

Originally posted by: Martin
How do you pronounce this?

L L L L L

You say it, L L L L L.

Accroding to Drawn Together, its pronounced R R R R R

 

[Eska]

Originally posted by: Atheus
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. There is a dusty laptop here with a weak wireless connection. There are dull, lifeless gnomes strolling about. What dost thou do?

First, I'd get on the internet and ask for help. I'd try to feed the lifeless gnomes to get them better.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Did you like The Last Samurai?

 

[Eska]

Originally posted by: Martin

Originally posted by: Eska

Originally posted by: Martin
How do you pronounce this?

L L L L L

You say it, L L L L L.

Accroding to Drawn Together, its pronounced R R R R R

Wrong, R R R R R is the pronunciation for R R R R R.

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: Martin

Originally posted by: Eska

Originally posted by: Martin
How do you pronounce this?

L L L L L

You say it, L L L L L.

Accroding to Drawn Together, its pronounced R R R R R

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdaQSjH6DL0

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Eska

Originally posted by: cyclistca
Are all asians bad drivers or just the ones in BC?

That is much of a generalization. Not all asians are bad drivers.

Not all, but more are bad drivers than are not.

 

[Eska]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Did you like The Last Samurai?

Yes. I think it depicted the Japanese culture and way of life well in the samurai era. My girlfriend who happens to be Japanese cried during it.

 

[theeedude]

Why do asians like saying "n!gga" all the time.

 

[daveymark]

do you automatically know karate because you have yellow skin? Have you ever eaten a dog? How do yellow asians make fun of white americans? Are you good at math?

 

[Spydermag68]

What is the best rice to use for sushi?

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: Eska

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Did you like The Last Samurai?

Yes. I think it depicted the Japanese culture and way of life well in the samurai era. My girlfriend who happens to be Japanese cried during it.

That dude was supposed to be french though - not American. And Tom Cruise sucks.

 

[irishScott]

So how big is your penis?

 

[Eska]

Originally posted by: senseamp
Why do asians like saying "n!gga" all the time.

I believe we find in humorous to say such terms. Though, I've witnessed many asians that act and believe themselves to be black.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Eska

Originally posted by: Atheus
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. There is a dusty laptop here with a weak wireless connection. There are dull, lifeless gnomes strolling about. What dost thou do?

First, I'd get on the internet and ask for help. I'd try to feed the lifeless gnomes to get them better.

What would you do about their dullness?

 

[Eska]

Originally posted by: daveymark
do you automatically know karate because you have yellow skin? Have you ever eaten a dog? How do yellow asians make fun of white americans? Are you good at math?

No, everyone must learn karate to know it.

I have never eaten a dog.

We dont make fun of white americans.

Yes, I'm at good at math. Probably top 3-4% in USA in my age group.

 

[Eska]

Originally posted by: Spydermag68
What is the best rice to use for sushi?

* 3 cups Japanese-style white rice
* 3 1/4 cups water
* 1/3 cup rice wine vinegar
* 2 tbsp sugar
* 1 tsp salt

 

[Spydermag68]

Thanks! :thumbsup:

 

[Eska]

Originally posted by: irishScott
So how big is your penis?

I'm actually pretty tired right now. I will measure when I have enough blood to draw to the intended area.

 

[jds2006]

Originally posted by: Eska

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
can asians tell what country there from by looking at each other?

i'm white and i can't tell chinese, from a japanese, from a korean, from a laotion.

I'd say about 65-75% of the times we can tell the difference. The percentage will be higher if you examine their accent, fashion, and manners and such.

From what you've noticed, how do asians from different countries differ in accent, fashion, sense and manners? I'd like to be able to tell them apart too

 

[Eska]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: Eska

Originally posted by: Atheus
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. There is a dusty laptop here with a weak wireless connection. There are dull, lifeless gnomes strolling about. What dost thou do?

First, I'd get on the internet and ask for help. I'd try to feed the lifeless gnomes to get them better.

What would you do about their dullness?

If I dont have a knife to sharpen them, I will try to accept them for who they are.

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Eska

Originally posted by: irishScott
So how big is your penis?

I'm actually pretty tired right now. I will measure when I have enough blood to draw to the intended area.

what would you guess? when hard, and you have your hand wrapped around and placed at the base of the shaft, does your penis extend beyond your hand?

 

[daveymark]

why do asian girls have an affinity for white guys, and vice versa?