ask a russian guy

[lyssword]

Fire away!

 

[Sc4freak]

Do you drink vodka?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Why are you fat, smelly, and drunk?

 

[JLGatsby]

What are you doing with that hammer and sycle? Wait.... Stop.... Don't!

 

[tm37]

in russia the guy asks you!

 

[CraKaJaX]

Why do you wear funny hats?

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Why are you fat, smelly, and drunk?

I'm neither of these 🙂 I weigh 145lb, don't drink and not smelly

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Why do you wear funny hats?

Dude, you know how cold it gets in the wintertime? Just ask Canadians 😀 😀

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: lyssword
I'm neither of these 🙂 I weigh 145lb, don't drink and not smelly

Why are Russians compulsive liars?

 

[Horus]

In Soviet Russia, does cold actually catch you?

 

[Shawn]

In Russia do questions ask YOU?

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: lyssword
I'm neither of these 🙂 I weigh 145lb, don't drink and not smelly

Why are Russians compulsive liars?

If, theoretically, I was lying, then I would lie in response your question of "why do you lie" and you'll never get a real answer 😛

 

[Eska]

Is Russia mother to you?

 

[mrSHEiK124]

In Soviet Russia, does car actually drive you?

 

[potato28]

Originally posted by: lyssword

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Why do you wear funny hats?

Dude, you know how cold it gets in the wintertime? Just ask Canadians 😀 😀

I'll vouch for that. Toques kick ass.

 

[technophile82]

in Soviet Russia, does the TV watch you?

 

[dafatha00]

Are you afraid of Russian women?

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: dafatha00
Are you afraid of Russian women?

Not any more than of any other women.

 

[alexeikgb]

Get outta here... u not russian....

 

[FoBoT]

do you wear one of those big furry hats?