Ask a Pandeist anything

[SMOGZINN]

If you want doughnuts, you need to go to the Pandaist thread. Plenty doughnuts and other fattening treats there.

So you are saying that if I go to the internet meeting there will be doughnuts?

 

[SlickSnake]

So there was a sentient god, he became a non-sentient universe.
So, do you pray? If so, why?
Yes. Or rather, I used to when I was young before I realized how foolish it is. Now, I only pretend to pray when threatened with my survival and surrounded by scary religious people who believe in prayer and pray in large groups for salvation and miracles and Creflo Dollar.

Do you expect it to be heard?
Yes. Creflo Dollar hears all prayers through the Holy magic 2 way TV when I put my hands on it to be healed.

By a non-sentient universe?
No, but Creflo Dollar is clearly a non-sentient being.

If you expect it to be heard, do you expect an answer?
Yes, my mailbox is stuffed with demands for money and prayers from Creflo Dollar.

If I go to a meeting will there be doughnuts?
Most likely yes, but if not, we can pray for some and see what happens.

The answer to prayer is 42.

 

[SlickSnake]

So you are saying that if I go to the internet meeting there will be doughnuts?

Yes, exactly 42 of them. Because I already ate the other 5 Bavarian cream filled ones and a Cinnamon creme so too bad.

 

[SlickSnake]

The Pandeist is in the house! ()🙂

And I am awaiting eager disciples before the end of the Christian world as we know it and stuff.