Ashley Simpson looking for average joes!

PingSpike

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With a beak like hers, she better get some boob implants or aim even lower.

I'm just being an asshole. :p Her beak is only moderately unattractive.
 

BlueWeasel

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Of course, Jessica Simpson is married to fellow singer Nick Lachey. The pair has been under a microscope since their MTV reality show "Newlyweds" made them A-list stars. It has recently been reported that they have broken up; publicists for the pair have denied it.

A-list stars? :laugh: :laugh:
 

imported_nautique

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she is one where i could either be with her or not be. she seems to be really stupid sometimes. I would have to go after here then she how she really is
 

tec699

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Originally posted by: nautique
she is one where i could either be with her or not be. she seems to be really stupid sometimes. I would have to go after here then she how she really is

go get her then!
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Of course, Jessica Simpson is married to fellow singer Nick Lachey. The pair has been under a microscope since their MTV reality show "Newlyweds" made them A-list stars. It has recently been reported that they have broken up; publicists for the pair have denied it.

A-list stars? :laugh: :laugh:

Isn't the top level reality TV personalities are allowed the C-list?
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: nautique
she is one where i could either be with her or not be. she seems to be really stupid sometimes. I would have to go after here then she how she really is

I recommend getting tickets to her next scheduled TRL appearance. Remember to wear your breakaway pants.
 

Hubes

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shes hella annoying but i would love to bang her.
 

Shadowknight

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I have to give her props for finally getting the sense that many many "A-list" movie/rock stars never get; there are a HUGE number of celebrity marriages that never last. I've heard of Hollywood marriages to nobodys that worked out well.
 

cKGunslinger

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I know bagging on celebrities as being "ugly" and "beneath you" is pretty common around here, but I think this time it's actually true. You'd have better luck circling your local Wal-Mart parking lot..