Ashlee Simpson sucks!

[Jeff7181]

She's got an annoying voice and she's horrible on stage... like a really bad Courtney Love impersonator.

She needs a personal trainer too if she's going to wear those kinda clothes that she seems to like so much...

 

[Isshinryu]

:roll:

 

[brunswickite]

I dont like her "music" but she is not fat, or even chubby imo...

 

[Splork]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
She's got an annoying voice and she's horrible on stage...

I concur.

-sp

 

[bradruth]

I'm not familiar with her music/acting, and she's definitely not physically unattractive.

That said, the few minutes I've seen of her "reality show" gives me the impression that she's an immensely immature little bitch, so yeah...she sucks.

 

[KevinH]

Originally posted by: brunswickite
I dont like her "music" but she is not fat, or even chubby imo...

Around here in Huntington Beach, CA she'd definitely be considered thick.

 

[Jeff7181]

She's not fat... she's flabby... yet she likes to wear shirts that show her flabby stomach and low cut pants that show her flabby hips... then she shakes her flabby butt on stage...

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
She's not fat... she's flabby... yet she likes to wear shirts that show her flabby stomach and low cut pants that show her flabby hips... then she shakes her flabby butt on stage...

:camera:'s of said flab?

 

[dennisjai215]

dude we all know ur mom sucks more jeff

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
She's not fat... she's flabby... yet she likes to wear shirts that show her flabby stomach and low cut pants that show her flabby hips... then she shakes her flabby butt on stage...

wtf are you talking about?

(insert pic with guy on msg board complaining about a girl's pointy knees)

 

[UNCjigga]

Everyone knows that. But I can tell ya if she spits or swallows...

 

[Tremulant]

She can't sing or act.

She's pretty sometimes, I dunno. Sometimes I think she looks good, sometimes I think she's ugly. I don't think she's fat tho, I don't find uber-skinny girls attractive.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
She's not fat... she's flabby... yet she likes to wear shirts that show her flabby stomach and low cut pants that show her flabby hips... then she shakes her flabby butt on stage...

:camera:'s of said flab?

Watch her show... I can't find any pictures of her in her "normal" clothes... but there's pleanty of it on the show.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
She's not fat... she's flabby... yet she likes to wear shirts that show her flabby stomach and low cut pants that show her flabby hips... then she shakes her flabby butt on stage...

:camera:'s of said flab?

Watch her show... I can't find any pictures of her in her "normal" clothes... but there's pleanty of it on the show.

I don't want to listen to what I already called an immature bitch. Looking at still pictures is a different story. I've yet to see this "flab" you speak of.

 

[PatboyX]

who?

 

[CraigRT]

pic

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Tremulant
She can't sing or act.

She's pretty sometimes, I dunno. Sometimes I think she looks good, sometimes I think she's ugly. I don't think she's fat tho, I don't find uber-skinny girls attractive.

Yeah, she does look cute sometimes... but other times she looks digusting. Compared to the population she looks fine, but she's in the public eye now and should learn to dress in a way that accents her good features and hides her bad features. Then again, she said she likes to dress "boyish" so she probably doesn't know much about how to look good.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: CraigRT
pic

404 - Flab Not Found.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
She's not fat... she's flabby... yet she likes to wear shirts that show her flabby stomach and low cut pants that show her flabby hips... then she shakes her flabby butt on stage...

:camera:'s of said flab?

Watch her show... I can't find any pictures of her in her "normal" clothes... but there's pleanty of it on the show.

I don't want to listen to what I already called an immature bitch. Looking at still pictures is a different story. I've yet to see this "flab" you speak of.

So mute it and look for the flab.

*EDIT* All the pictures you find on the internet she's going to be all dolled up and looks good... it's a different story when she dresses herself though.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
So mute it and look for the flab.

I can still "see" her attitude when she's moving.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
So mute it and look for the flab.

I can still "see" her attitude when she's moving.

You mean when it jiggles when she walks?

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: CraigRT
pic

404 - Flab Not Found.

you won't be finding any

 

[Jeff7181]

She could also use a tan... that would really help her legs not look so... round. A nice tan will make them look more toned.

 

[SP33Demon]

<<Ashlee Simpson sucks!>>

Yes but Jessica swallows!

 

They both suck.