Ashlee Simpson - a little too stiff?

jjones

Lifer
Oct 9, 2001
15,424
2
0
I don't usually pay attention to the music industry these days, other than to note in passing that it still sucks worse than ever, but Ashlee Simpson is a perfect example of all that is complete and utter crap about the industry. Flipping through the channels the other day on the tube, I ran across her on some show singing some god-awful tune. Ugh, she is a completely talentless hack that the industry just propped up to ride on her sister's coattails to try and squeeze a little more money out of the parents of prepubescent teens.
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
61,504
12
56
Originally posted by: jjones
I don't usually pay attention to the music industry these days, other than to note in passing that it still sucks worse than ever, but Ashlee Simpson is a perfect example of all that is complete and utter crap about the industry. Flipping through the channels the other day on the tube, I ran across her on some show singing some god-awful tune. Ugh, she is a completely talentless hack that the industry just propped up to ride on her sister's coattails to try and squeeze a little more money out of the parents of prepubescent teens.
couldn't agree with you more

 

DougK62

Diamond Member
Mar 28, 2001
8,035
6
81
You can't tell if they're fake or not from that pic. Seems typical to me of what you'd see if you flipped a girl in a tight shirt upside down.

 

imported_Tomato

Diamond Member
Sep 11, 2002
7,608
0
0
Originally posted by: DougK62
You can't tell if they're fake or not from that pic. Seems typical to me of what you'd see if you flipped a girl in a tight shirt upside down.

If they were real, they'd hang/sag more. You can see the outline of both implants.
 

iamme

Lifer
Jul 21, 2001
21,058
3
0
fake boobs to go along with fake talent and fake singing. sounds about right.
 

isasir

Diamond Member
Aug 8, 2000
8,609
0
0
Can't sing, can't dance, got a boob job, and still isn't good looking, yet is a "star". Sad. At least Britney, Lindsay Lohan etc. are hot.
 

0roo0roo

No Lifer
Sep 21, 2002
64,795
84
91
meh.. sad. she pretends to be the legit one.. but her sister has the pipes, she might play dumb, but it works for her..so why not:p

amazingly enough jessicas new xmas album isn't half bad.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
83,769
19
81
perfect on my knees.....

however, I have scene 'natural' girls do handstands and look much worse.