As your master I command you to read not only this thread title but the first post as well.

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Your loyalty will not go unrewarded. I now command for a mod to lock this thread, at their convenience. With all bowing before me my wishes become reality!

How about a year off so you can recieve some much needed psychiatric help

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I think the kinky mod might have something to say about someone taking one's spot in the pantheon.
 

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Analyzing this from a psychological point of view (one of those soft subjects where you can interpret things anyway you want, but the first person to interpret is correct, unless trumped by someone with a higher degree in the field)...

Poor Skoorb is struggling with the realization that he doesn't get to be the master in his world. He's projecting fantasies of being the boss onto this forum... It seems that he never has the opportunity to be the "boss" and "command" others to do something. Perhaps this is because Mrs. Skoorb wears the pants around the house :)
 

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Analyzing this from a psychological point of view (one of those soft subjects where you can interpret things anyway you want, but the first person to interpret is correct, unless trumped by someone with a higher degree in the field)...

Poor Skoorb is struggling with the realization that he doesn't get to be the master in his world. He's projecting fantasies of being the boss onto this forum... It seems that he never has the opportunity to be the "boss" and "command" others to do something. Perhaps this is because Mrs. Skoorb wears the pants around the house :)
Interesting take on it, but given the confines of your statement and specifically the "can interpret things anyway you want, but the first person to interpret is correct, unless trumped by someone with a higher degree in the field" I'm going to guess that you don't have a degree in psyc, so my analysis comes up with markedly different results:

This thread is the result of a superior intellect trying to express itself in a simple way, so that it's easily digestible by the weaker intellects that seem to surround it.