As predicted, Woman sues Janet over Bra-Ha-Ha

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***NEOCONS ONLY***

For Janet Jackson, it was the breast of times, but for one Tennessee woman it was so bad that she is filing a federal lawsuit demanding billions of dollars in damages.

Bank worker Terri Carlin wants compensation for herself and millions of viewers "injured" by the lewd behavior of Jackson and fellow performer Justin Timberlake during Sunday's Super Bowl coverage.

On Wednesday Carlin filed a proposed class-action lawsuit in federal court in Knoxville, Tenn., against Jackson, Timberlake, broadcasters MTV and CBS and their parent company, Viacom.

The suit fails to specify what injuries Carlin suffered when she saw Timberlake rip off part of Jackson's costume, exposing her breast, saying only that: "As a direct and proximate result of the broadcast of the acts, [Carlin] and millions of others saw the acts and were caused to suffer outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury."

The lawsuit argues the broadcast companies and the singers breached an "implied" contract with viewers not to subject them to sexually explicit acts during what should have been family entertainment.

"All of the defendants knew that the Super Bowl, the preeminent sports event in the United States, would be watched by millions of families and children," says the claim, filed by attorney Wayne Ritchie II.

Jackson has apologized, saying a red lace garment was supposed to remain on her breast when an outer garment was ripped away.

She denied that the NFL, CBS or MTV, which produced the halftime show, knew her plan.

Why did I know this was going to happen? Are you f*cking kidding me? I never use language like that, but god damn man...
 

Strk

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This part is my favorite.

The suit fails to specify what injuries Carlin suffered when she saw Timberlake rip off part of Jackson's costume

 
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Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
I bet that Janet won't do that again.

Why not? I bet her CD sales and all this press will improve her 'bottom line' :) Unless this crap goes to the 9th, it's DOA...waiting for her phone number to be posted on the internet. We need to talk.
 

buckmasterson

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I'll never understand the attention she's getting for this stunt. I've seen a lot bigger boobs, like the one in the White House...
 

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Originally posted by: buckmasterson
I'll never understand the attention she's getting for this stunt. I've seen a lot bigger boobs, like the one in the White House...

F'in priceless :) No one sues Laura Bush when she lets her boob out to address the Nation! And your right, that is one big boob.

 
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Originally posted by: buckmasterson
I'll never understand the attention she's getting for this stunt. I've seen a lot bigger boobs, like the one in the White House...

Yea, but Monica's were pretty saggy...