As of today, our hosehold is sober for life!

[TridenT]

...because we have never had alcohol, of course. We finally buckled down and decided to let you know.

Time to celebrate!

:whiste:

There's alcohol (generally 10&#37😉 added to gasoline. So, you've had alcohol if only by accidentally inhaling some of the fumes while pumping gas at the gas station. As you made this really lame parody, I'm going to guess that the "fumes" have happened recently, and a lot.
-Admin DrPizza

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Who is we? Are you going schizo on us?

 

[highland145]

But you'll still have to pay for a blow n go in your car. Just ask iceberg.

 

[TridenT]

But you'll still have to pay for a blow n go in your car. Just ask iceberg.

Wait... what?

Oh.. I get it. I was like, "talking about hookers??? Blow n go? wtf?" But you're talking about breathalyzers...