As if Michael Vick doesn't have enough problems...now he is being sued

[Queasy]

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As if Michael Vick didn't have enough troubles, he may have to fork over $63 billion ? that's billion, with a B ? if one Jonathan Lee Riches prevails in court.

The aptly named Riches' lawsuit against Vick, filed this week in U.S. District Court in Richmond, was handwritten. That's because Riches is currently a guest of the Graybar Hotel in South Carolina (it's not clear which town; his handwriting's a little hard to read). The lawsuit does not explain what landed Riches in the clink, but does spell out a number of dastardly allegations: that Vick supposedly stole Riches' dogs for dogfighting purposes, opened credit cards in Riches' name and stole his copyrighted property. ("Mr. Vick uses my name to sell T-shirts," the suit alleges at one point).

But wait. It gets worse.

Riches claims that Vick sold the pilfered pooches on eBay and used the proceeds to purchase missles from the Iranian government, that he has "plead (sic) allegiance to Al-quaeda" and has subjected Riches to "microwave testing."

Riches is demanding $63 billion "backed by gold and silver." Should he prevail against Atlanta's erstwhile sports hero, at least another hometown team will benefit: he wants the loot delivered by Atlanta-based UPS.

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[halik]

hahaha whaaaaaa?

 

[Yongsta]

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[Mr Incognito]

Vick's co-conspirator is squealing. He is so fucked it's not funny.

 

[MisterJackson]

Sad thing is Vick's so fucked up most of this may be true. Especially the Iranian missle part.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Wow... That's an actual AJC article. I was expecting the Onion or something. :laugh:

 

[Miramonti]

Sounds like the litigant is the judge who sued the dry cleaners for $54 million over a pair of pants.

 

[FoBoT]

so this is like those "i can't eat creamy peanut butter" lawsuits prisoners file because they are bored

 

[spaceman]

vick is an og now.
he will parlay all this drama into a hit hip hop album.

 

[Howard]

First thing I thought of was "Vick was in the dry-cleaning business too?"

 

[Juno]

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[middlehead]

For once, I hope the guy making ridiculous and unreachable demands wins.

 

[MotionMan]

Sounds like the guy who filed the famous "Motion to Kiss My Ass"

MotionMan

 

[purbeast0]

LMAO!

Look at the actual filing for this suit against Vick.

 

[Squisher]

Sounds like a cross between My Cousin Vinny and a character from Redneck Rampage.

 

[akshatp]

NM

 

[nakedfrog]

What a lunatic. You'd have to be crazy to want something like that delivered via UPS.

 

[manowar821]

Awww, poor baby!

 

[2Dead]

LMAO. I Heard about this this morning. I hope he wins so that they deliver the gold with UPS.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
LMAO!

Look at the actual filing for this suit against Vick.

It's not $63 Billion, it's $63 billion billion. That's funny

 

[UNCjigga]

Now I'm waiting for one Ron Mexico to file suit against Vick for wrongful impersonation, libel, slander, and the whole shebang.

 

[Skacer]

Ebaying people's dogs to buy missiles from iran? Puff puff give good sir.

 

[moks78]

Haha!

 

[Uppsala9496]

WOW! That has to be one of the funniest things I have read.

 

[digiram]

OMG, this Vick stuff made my day.

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