Am I the only person who finds it vaguely amusing that Republicans are claiming responsibility for the "success" of a strategy that was essentially forced on them by the presence of real disapproval in the form of the 2006 elections?
Prior to 2006, the ENTIRE strategy for Iraq was to essentially just keep our troops in Iraq until, I don't know, the magic victory fairy showed up and defeated all the bad guys. Or, in the words of the Republicans running the government..."stay the course". Needless to say, that particular strategy was getting old for the American people, as opinion polls increasingly showed. So along come the Democrats, promising something new in Iraq...for a lot of them, that meant withdrawing as fast as possible. But the Republicans stood firm, they were going to "stay the course" if it killed them (well, killed our troops).
Shockingly, this strategy didn't work for the Republicans any better on the domestic front than it did in Iraq, and the Democrats beat the Republicans like a bunch of rented mules in the 2006 congressional election. Suddenly the Democrats had a lot of power and the status quo was no longer going to be rubber stamped by congress. And then, totally out of the blue, President Bush comes up with this brilliant idea that maybe we should try something new in Iraq!
Well this seems like a winner for a lot of people, the Republicans get to save a little face, the Democrats get some change in Iraq without having to resort to yanking all the troops out right away, and the American people can maybe look forward to something other than the endless war promised by the Bush administration. Only one problem, everyone wins...and in politics, everyone CAN'T win. So the Republicans decide that they supported this new idea all along, and the Democrats were just against the old strategy because they hated America. Nevermind that the Republicans themselves essentially admitted the old strategy wasn't working, the NEW truthiness is that the years old objections of the Democrats are based on the months old strategy that the Democrats forced the Republicans into. Essentially, that the "surge" has ALWAYS been the strategy and it has been working just fine from day one. If this seems confusing, it's because you might have this crazy idea that time only flows in ONE direction. If you had done coke with President Bush in the 70s, you'd know that this simply isn't true.
But as much as I admire the Republicans ability to come up with this story and stick to it, I REALLY have to admire the dedication of guys like Pabster. Here they are, handed this enormous bucket of lukewarm bullshit and it's up to them to really sell it. It's like the used car salesman telling you that the 1987 Buick you are test driving is a really reliable machine as it's depositing important looking components on the highway. You can see it in his eyes, he knows he's full of shit...but HE JUST KEEPS GOING. Like the Energizer Bunny of bullshit.