As a Liberal Democrat, this one was hard for me to post, but here it is. (A Brutuskend joke brought to you grudgingly)

Brutuskend

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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air.

There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a liberal Democrat."

"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little girl.

The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she is a conservative Republican.

"Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative! Republican too."

The teacher, now angry, loudly says, "That's no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

She pauses, and lets out a smile. "Then," Lucy says, "I'd be a Liberal Democrat."
 

Zenmervolt

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Replace "liberal Democrat" with "Michigan Wolverine", and replace "conservative Republican" with "Ohio State Buckeye" and you've got the joke as I originally heard it.

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funny...but in my shortened rant--both parties want the government to take care of you and be intrusive and control what you do even if it affects noone else(VOTE THIRD PARTY!)
funny tho
 

Cyberian

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Originally posted by: MusicSoundsBetterWithYou
funny...but in my shortened rant--both parties want the government to take care of you and be intrusive and control what you do even if it affects noone else(VOTE THIRD PARTY!)
funny tho
Cool -
You are going to have people asking you to shorten your name.
Scroll down through this thread and you can see how it stretches things out.