Originally posted by: Shadowknight
Originally posted by: yllus
Allow me to summarize:
1. New villain wanders into town, is empowered by shards of Kryptonite that seem to consistently rain down on the town.
2. Villain does bad stuff.
3. Clark confronts villain.
4. Villain disables Clark using Kryptonite or thus derived powers.
5. Ass-kicking female sidekick knocks out villain, allows Clark to regain conciousness.
6. Clark's father delivers cliched sermon on eating vegetables.
Actually, they've ditched that formula (everyone in the cast knows he has powers now, except Lois and Jimmy, and Jonathon Kent's currently acting as a five-course meal for worms)in favor of this one:
1. Clark and Lana whine about their relationship
2. Lex does something slightly shady
3.Clark runs into yet another Kryptonian, and they all happen to hang out in Smallville
4. Clark finds the magic blue crystal/blue Kryptonite/metal octagon/S-crest symbol he needs to fight the bad guy
5. Jor-El AI acts like a massive and inconsistent dick
6. Bad guy gets defeated (or... is he?)
7. Someo- I mean, MULTIPLE someones tell Lana how amazing she is
8. Lana acts like a brat
9. Clark and Lana stare at each other in the barn