Chandler here. I agree about Satan's asshole. My wife and I don't get the appeal to Arizona. Beautiful? In the midwest we called it dead grass. I miss the changing seasons too. I hate having 70 degree Christmases (and the locals still complain about it being too cold). My buddy was crying about how "cold" it was here today. I loved it. People are so looking forward to the 100-degree days coming soon. I'm dreading it. If it weren't for Intel, we'd be outta here!