Ariz. Cop Had Black Men Rap Away Ticket

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The officer then tells the men that they can avoid getting a littering ticket "if the two of you just do a little rap about ? what do you want to do a rap about? Littering? About the dangers of littering."

The two men agree, and each performs a short rap, laughing afterward. One says, "The dangers of littering, you will get a ticket. If you ain't wit' it, you better be experienced."

The second man raps, "Yo, I just got pulled over 'cause I threw my trash out the window when they rolled over. They got behind me and pulled me over."

Later, Schoville talks football with the men, one of whom agrees with his prediction that the Oakland Raiders will make it to the Super Bowl this year.

Schoville then says, "You know why you say I'm right? Because I got a gun and badge. I'm always right. That's the way it works, right?" The three laugh and the two men get in their car.
 

mrSHEiK124

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Aw come on, that's fvckin' hilarious! Anyone that has a problem with something like that should be deemed too uptight to live.
 

loup garou

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Later, Schoville talks football with the men, one of whom agrees with his prediction that the Oakland Raiders will make it to the Super Bowl this year.
The officer then used this as probable cause to search the vehicle where he found a half-smoked crack rock the size of my fist.
 

Sqube

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This... is... the remix!

If you have a problem with this, I think that's your sense of humor curled up in the corner and crying.
 

mercanucaribe

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Originally posted by: loup garou
Later, Schoville talks football with the men, one of whom agrees with his prediction that the Oakland Raiders will make it to the Super Bowl this year.
The officer then used this as probable cause to search the vehicle where he found a half-smoked crack rock the size of my fist.

Of course, because all black people smoke crack, rap, and watch football.


Would the cop have given the same opportunity to a couple of white guys? This is affirmative action at its worse,
 

loup garou

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Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: loup garou
Later, Schoville talks football with the men, one of whom agrees with his prediction that the Oakland Raiders will make it to the Super Bowl this year.
The officer then used this as probable cause to search the vehicle where he found a half-smoked crack rock the size of my fist.

Of course, because all black people smoke crack, rap, and watch football.
I was just waiting for this idiotic response.
 

Sphexi

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Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: loup garou
Later, Schoville talks football with the men, one of whom agrees with his prediction that the Oakland Raiders will make it to the Super Bowl this year.
The officer then used this as probable cause to search the vehicle where he found a half-smoked crack rock the size of my fist.

Of course, because all black people smoke crack, rap, and watch football.


Just the ones in Oakland.
 

mercanucaribe

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Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: loup garou
Later, Schoville talks football with the men, one of whom agrees with his prediction that the Oakland Raiders will make it to the Super Bowl this year.
The officer then used this as probable cause to search the vehicle where he found a half-smoked crack rock the size of my fist.

Of course, because all black people smoke crack, rap, and watch football.
I was just waiting for this idiotic response.

Now I get it. I guess the Oakland Raiders suck? I thought he was referring to pulling them over for littering- That does happen.
 

loup garou

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Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: loup garou
Later, Schoville talks football with the men, one of whom agrees with his prediction that the Oakland Raiders will make it to the Super Bowl this year.
The officer then used this as probable cause to search the vehicle where he found a half-smoked crack rock the size of my fist.

Of course, because all black people smoke crack, rap, and watch football.
I was just waiting for this idiotic response.

Now I get it. I guess the Oakland Raiders suck? I thought he was referring to pulling them over for littering- That does happen.
Yes, you have to be smoking crack to think the Oakland Raiders are going to the Super Bowl. It really sucks when you have to explain the punchlines of your jokes. :(
 

mercanucaribe

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Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: loup garou
Later, Schoville talks football with the men, one of whom agrees with his prediction that the Oakland Raiders will make it to the Super Bowl this year.
The officer then used this as probable cause to search the vehicle where he found a half-smoked crack rock the size of my fist.

Of course, because all black people smoke crack, rap, and watch football.
I was just waiting for this idiotic response.

Now I get it. I guess the Oakland Raiders suck? I thought he was referring to pulling them over for littering- That does happen.
Yes, you have to be smoking crack to think the Oakland Raiders are going to the Super Bowl. It really sucks when you have to explain the punchlines of your jokes. :(

I'd bet that there are more people who both smoke crack and watch football than people who smoke crack but don't watch football.
 

shuttleboi

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It it were southern whites, the cop would have asked them to rape their cousins about littering.
 

KillyKillall

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Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Originally posted by: loup garou
Later, Schoville talks football with the men, one of whom agrees with his prediction that the Oakland Raiders will make it to the Super Bowl this year.
The officer then used this as probable cause to search the vehicle where he found a half-smoked crack rock the size of my fist.

Of course, because all black people smoke crack, rap, and watch football.


Apparently you haven't seen New Jack City, sucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Black88GTA

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The cop gives these guys a chance to rap their way out of a ticket and people get offended? Jeez, if a cop gave me options to rap or get a ticket, I'd freestyle my ass off.