- Aug 22, 2004
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OK, so I'm on my way home a little while ago, and what do I come across, but some idiot who's PARKED in the oncoming lane of a two-lane road. He's parked and is unloading a fully loaded car. NO hazards, either. Some other jackass waits till I'm nearly upon the idiot parked in the middle of the road to pull out of a sidestreet behind the car, and he whips around into my lane. I barely miss hitting the dumbass, by almost eating the ditch on my side of the road. Yea, sure, run me off the road because you can't wait 15 more seconds for me to pass by, fvcking moron. :| You can bet he got a finger.
Then, a little further up the road, a semi truck (with trailer) is completely blocking my lane, at least this guy has his hazards on. A parade of cars marches by the truck while another line stacks up behind me. I don't mind waiting for the traffic to stop, but the impatient ones behind me had other ideas, and decided to test their horns. So I gun it at the next gap, and the hornmeister behind me has to wait anyway, because as soon as I got back into my lane a car pulled out and went the other way blocking him. Serves you right, moran! Anyway, point of story: I hate people who can't drive or park.
Cliffs for the lazy/illiterate:
1)some jackass is parked in oncoming lane blocking the whole lane
2)some other jackass waits till last minute, pulls out from behind the stopped car and almost runs me off the road
3)i shoot him the finger
4)18 wheeler blocking my lane further up
5)jackass behind me knows how to use his horn
6)i go during a gap in traffic, guy gets stuck waiting anyway
7)i hate stupid people
And because I know all you care about is the pretty pictars
obligatory hot chick who has nothing to do with story
what i was driving
Then, a little further up the road, a semi truck (with trailer) is completely blocking my lane, at least this guy has his hazards on. A parade of cars marches by the truck while another line stacks up behind me. I don't mind waiting for the traffic to stop, but the impatient ones behind me had other ideas, and decided to test their horns. So I gun it at the next gap, and the hornmeister behind me has to wait anyway, because as soon as I got back into my lane a car pulled out and went the other way blocking him. Serves you right, moran! Anyway, point of story: I hate people who can't drive or park.
Cliffs for the lazy/illiterate:
1)some jackass is parked in oncoming lane blocking the whole lane
2)some other jackass waits till last minute, pulls out from behind the stopped car and almost runs me off the road
3)i shoot him the finger
4)18 wheeler blocking my lane further up
5)jackass behind me knows how to use his horn
6)i go during a gap in traffic, guy gets stuck waiting anyway
7)i hate stupid people
And because I know all you care about is the pretty pictars
obligatory hot chick who has nothing to do with story
what i was driving
