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ARGHHH. I blew the opportunity of my life.

M

Monel Funkawitz

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Ok, here is what happened. This is no lying or BS, this actually happened.

I'm at the local Rockfest concert (18 local bands). It was at a fleamarket, and there was not really all that many people there. About 500 or so. BYOB.

Well, I'm there with a friend, and we are drinkin beers and jammin to the local death metal bands. Very loud. 😀 This girl comes up to me, smiles, and says...

(150 decibel band playing 10 feet away)

Girl - "Do you have a cell phone?"

Me - "Yeah, I gotta cell phone. Why? Do you need it?"

Girl - "No. Do you have a cell phone?"

My brain - "This girl is whacked. She is hot, but wierd."

Me - "Yes."

Her - "Oh. She is a lucky person. You are cute." She leaves.

My brain - (10 min later) "Oh sh!t. You RETARD, she was asking you if you had a GIRLFRIEND!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!".

My friend even said she was the cutest and most normal looking girl there. I shot down the best looking girl at this concert cause I thought she was asking for a cell phone. 😛

Let this be a lesson. 😀 With extremely high background noise and a few beers, girl friend sounds like cell phone.
 
Originally posted by: cheapgoose
you can hear, "she's a lucky person, your'e cute", but not "girlfriend"?

man, sorry to hear.
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That is because that had alot more syllables in it. At that sound level, girlfriend and cell phone sound alike.

 
That's the "opportunity" of your life?
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Sad.
 
Heh! Reminds me of this conversation with a girl

Girl: ...hello...
Me: what is up?
Girl: nuthin much...
Me: Its a fine night outside, why don't you go out for a walk
Girl: feeling bored
Girl: and single....
Girl: <hint hint>
Me: awww....
Me: see that is why I surf the web all the time
Girl: ...is that ALL u have to say...
Girl: ???
Me: now do you see why I surf the web all the time.
Girl: uh huh
Me: now you do it also.
Girl: LoL
Me: go to www.slashdot.com www.penny-arcade.com
Girl: no
Girl: thank u
 
Yeah, I blew it once myself.

I went to the gas station, pumped my gas, and noticed two coeds pumping gas behind me. When I started my car up, I heard a rattling noise under my car. I got out and crouched under my car and noticed a muffler bracket that was vibrating. I was wearing some baggy jeans hanging down low in the back, so I guess I was giving everyone a free show.

Anyway, this chick comes up to me and asks, "You got a loose screw?". I was kinda confused, and thought she was talking about my car. I said, "no, it's just a part rattling". I then got in my car and drove off. It didn't dawn on me, until several minutes later what she really meant.
 
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